This one includes Gods and unearthly old beings. I'm also including Dream XD's second headcanon into his lines so slang will be used for his bits.
Phil: Foolish, my old arch enemy.
Dream XD: ... I thought I was your arch enemy? Wth?!
Phil: I have a life outside of you, Dream XD.
_-_NEXT_-_
Phil: While I'm gone, Dream XD, you're in charge.
Dream XD: Yes!!! Pog!!!
Phil, whispering: Foolish, you're secretly in charge.
Foolish: Obviously.
_-_NEXT_-_
Phil: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Dream XD, amazed: Wow...
Foolish, to Dream XD: Well what does that mean?
Dream XD: I don't know.
Dream XD, to Phil: What does that mean?
_-_NEXT_-_
Phil: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Dream XD: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest! Lol.
Foolish: In that case, we're definitely lost.
_-_NEXT_-_
Phil: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Dream XD: The cow??? Sheesh.
Phil: What?
Foolish: Dream XD, W H Y?
_-_NEXT_-_
Phil: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Dream XD: Alright. Shoot.
Phil: TraitorSayWhat?
Foolish: Excuse me?
Phil: What?
Dream XD:
Phil:
Phil: No wait-
_-_NEXT_-_
Phil: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Foolish: How am I supposed to know?
Dream XD: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Foolish: *sighs*
Foolish: You wouldn't be trapped.
_-_NEXT_-_
*The group is getting into the car*
Phil: I'm driving.
Dream XD, out of view: Shotgun!
Foolish, turning to face Dream XD: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Dream XD: WOAH-
Dream XD, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
_-_NEXT_-_
Phil: Tell Dream XD about the birds and the bees.
Foolish: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
Sorry it's so short lol.
I'm distracted by Gnf in tHE GOD DAMN GLASSES.
