Sapnap: Here's some advice
George: I didn't ask for any
Sapnap: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
_-_NEXT_-_
Sapnap: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case.
George: Sapnap, that's a coma.
Sapnap: Sounds festive.
_-_NEXT_-_
DreamXD: Techno, can I talk to you for a second?
Techno: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and George are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
DreamXD: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.
_-_NEXT_-_
Ranboo: Tubbo and I are having a baby.
Tommy: That's gre-
Ranboo, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
_-_NEXT_-_
Ranboo, texting Tommy: Tommy! Help I'm being kidnapped
Tubbo: Where are you?
Ranboo: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Tommy: I'll call Tubbo.
Tubbo, answering their cell: Y'ello?
Tommy: Where's Ranboo? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Tubbo: Ranboo? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Tubbo:
Tubbo: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Tubbo: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Ranboo: WHO ARE YOU?!
_-_NEXT_-_
Michael: Wake me up...
Tommy: Before you go go!
Tubbo: When September ends...
Ranboo: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
_-_NEXT_-_
Ranboo: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Tommy: Put spaghetti in it.
Ranboo: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Tubbo: Put spaghetti in it.
Ranboo: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Michael: Put spaghetti in it.
Ranboo: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
_-_NEXT_-_
*Ranboo is cooking*
Tommy: Any chance that's for me?
Ranboo: It's for Tubbo. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Tommy: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
_-_NEXT_-_
[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]
Ranboo: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake
Tommy: You're in a prison cell :)
Tubbo: You did great. Well, I got a 10-
Tommy: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3
Michael: I got a 1!
Tommy: You're in... a cube-shaped place.
