Foolish: Omg, you havent broken a single thing here!
Awesamdude: Shuddup, I'll break you bitch!
_-_NEXT_-_
Dream: Why do I feel like this is gonna end in you two gettin married and gettin a house together?
Sapnap: We talked about that.
George: NO, YOU talked about that.
Sapnap: ...
Sapnap: I talked about it.
_-_NEXT_-_
Dream: *Puts a dildo on a screwdriver*
(You know what happens here)
George & Dream: *Burst into laughter*
_-_NEXT_-_
Sapnap: I really like this shirt, I don't want to ruin this shirt, but George is gonna dump sugar all over it.
George: I got t-
Sapnap: *Magestically unclothes in his face*
_-_NEXT_-_
Phil: Did you leave cookies and milk for santa?
Drunk Techno: it's not- It's not Christmas yet, I'll do it later.
Phil: Pffft- noo,
Drunk Techno: Oh, In my past! I legitimatley thought you meant 'have I done it yet!'
_-_NEXT_-_
Tubbo: You won't know where, you won't know how. I will shoot you.
*Later*
Tubbo: Get on your knees.
Ranboo: ... oh, WHY
Tubbo: I'm ten feet away, you have safty glasses, and we're outside.
Ranboo: TubBO,
Tubbo: Today is the day.
Ranboo: TubBO.
_-_NEXT_-_
Antfrost, in a sexy(?) grinch costume: It's me, Judy Dench.
_-_NEXT_-_
Sam Nook: Look, we can't keep putting the merch money towards buying tiny houses!
Tommy: Litsen-
Sam Nook: You have to stop!
Tommy: There smaller morgages it's a good investment, it's-
Sam Nook: No it's-
Tommy: We have a bunch of small morgages-
Sam Nook: Whos buying them?!
Tommy: Well, Mice, obviously! Stuart Little, where's he gonna live?!
Sam Nook: Mice don't have jobs!
Tommy: He's an actor!
Sam Nook: Mice don't have jobs.
Tubbo: Ratatoulie Sam! he's got a job!
Sam Nook: HE'S A RAT! THAT IS DIFFERENT!
_-_NEXT_-_
Blob Dream: Ok, so you know how Jebus was croopusified?
Puffy: What?
_-_NEXT_-_
Quackity: Ok, what do you do if your cuts not goin straight?
Slime: You grow auto-correct!
Quackity: You what?
