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Phil: Soooo, do you wanna hang out with us at Mcdonald's?

Techno: My heart says yes, but my anxiety says no

Phil: All I heard was yes come oN LET'S GO IN THE BALL PIT

Techno: PHIL MY ANXIETY SAYS NO

Phil: B A L L  P I T


_-_NEXT_-_


Tommy: You need to stop mixing Shaxperian English and Modern English. It's confusing

Tubbo: I swear to the heavens, if't be true thee sayeth one more word, I shall yet thee across the cubiculo

Tommy: What the fuck


_-_NEXT_-_


Awesamdude: That's it your grounded! Quackity, no fiance's! Ghostbur, no blue, and Tommy... is there anything you like? (besides Tubbo)

Tommy: Vengeance

Awesamdude: No vengeance for you

Tommy: I was about to say 'i'll get you for this but I guess that's off the table.


_-_NEXT_-_


Ant: WHY. why did you give Skeppy a KNIFE?!
Bad: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Ant: Now I feel unsafe!
Bad: I'm sorry.
Bad: ... would you like a knife?


_-_NEXT_-_


Dream: You have to apologize to George

Sapnap: Fine.

Sapnap: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.


_-_NEXT_-_


*Tommy and Tubbo sitting in jail together*
Tubbo: So who should we call?
Tommy: I'd call Phil, but I feel safer in jail


_-_NEXT_-_


Karl: So what's for dinner?
Quackity, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.


_-_NEXT_-_


Dream: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

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