Grif: Noooooo. . .! Nooo!
Donut: Is he ever gonna stop screaming? He's been up there for hours.
The Reds had returned to Blood Gulch, and Grif was very upset by said development. He was at the cave entrance and venting his frustration.
Sarge: Simmons! Shut him up!
Simmons: Hey Grif! Shut the fuck up, get down here and help us check out the base!
Grif: No! No! Nooooooo. . .!
Simmons: I don't think he's even listening to us.
Grif: Nooo. . .! That time I was actually answering your question, noooo. . .!
Sarge: Ugh, go up there and get him Simmons.
Donut: If he keeps screaming like that, he's gonna pass out and fall off the cliff!
Sarge: Cancel that order Simmons!
Grif just would not stop screaming.
Sarge: Donut, get me a sniper rifle.
Donut: Yes sir!
*At The Zanzibar Fortress*
Tucker: And then he says, "Did I read it? I already ruined it."
The Blues, minus Church, and Ruby were gathered at the bottom of the windmill. Tucker's sword was ignited while Ruby's was safely strapped to her hip.
Tex: That's disgusting!
Ruby: I'm inclined to agree.
Caboose: I don't get it.
Suddenly, Ghost church appeared right next to them!
Church: What. . . The. . . Fuck. . . Was that?
Caboose: Hey Church.
Tucker: Hey.
Tex: Huh?
Ruby: What happened to your body?
Church: Oh, for a second I thought no one was gonna ask.
Tex: What happened?
Church: Hell if I know, all I know is, I was just sitting there talking to Gary, and-
Tex: The bomb?
Ruby: No, that's Andy. Gary's the computer.
Church: Yeah.
Tex: I don't even know your names half the time.
Caboose: I know my name. You can ask me. If you forget.
Church: Hey, can we please focus on me?
Caboose: By the way, he's Church.
Church: Thank you Caboose, she knows.
Caboose: He is the mean one.
Church: THANK YOU, CABOOSE.
Caboose: See, he is mad. Now he'll just stare at me until I stop talking.
Ruby: Caboose, if you promise me that you'll let Church finish, I'll buy you ice cream whenever we go back to Blood Gulch.
Tucker: No way is that gonna work, he's not that chi-
Caboose: Yay! Ice cream! But you have to get me vanilla. Chocolate is too chocolatey.
Ruby: Vanilla it is.
Church: Anyways, I was talking to Gary about the Great Destroyer, who at the time, we thought was Tex. And that's when I turned around I saw. . .
Caboose: Saw what? Saw O'-
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Four
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! Following O'Malley's defeat at the hands of the Great Destroyer, the Reds returned to Blood Gulch, the Great Destroyer was actually an alien with one heck of a score to settle, the talking bomb got more of an attitude...
