Andy: Hey, it's been explaining to me everything we should encounter. The legend's pretty old, but the details are pretty clear.
The party had arrived at the Burning Plains, which turned out to be the ruins the Reds and Blues arrived in after time traveling.
Tucker: Listen dude, I don't care what you say, I'm not killing any monsters.
Andy: Hey, don't interrupt! It's hard enough to translate with you-
Tucker: Well, if this little quest depends on me killing stuff, we might as well just stop here.
Andy: Eh, don't be a chicken.
Ruby: For once, I'm with Andy here.
Tucker: I'm not chicken! I'm just. . . okay, I'm chicken.
Ruby: At least he was honest.
Honk-honk: Blargh? Blar-Blarg.
Andy: Blargy, blarg blargh blar, huhm.
Honk-honk: BLARGH HUHM!
Tucker: What's he saying?
Andy: He wanted to know what a chicken is. I told him it's this nasty little bird that humans eat. And you also eat the white things that shoot out of it's butt.
Tucker: You know, you could've cleaned it up a little.
Ruby: You make it sound like we're eating bird crap.
Andy: I did clean it up. They don't come out of its butt, you know.
Honk-honk: Yargh!
Andy: Eheheh, yeah, they're pretty disgusting.
Tucker: Chickens aren't that bad!
Andy: He was talking about you guys! He's not a big fan! I'm not either.
Honk-honk: Yrrrm.
Andy: Earth, sucks!
Ruby: I'm not exactly of you two either.
Honk-honk: Blarg.
Andy: He said except for the red sword wielder.
Ruby: *sighs* I can't tell if I should be glad or annoyed.
Tucker: And Earth doesn't suck. Earth rules! We invented the telephone.
Honk-honk: Yearg, yergh.
Andy: He says they invented the telephone too! And they did it a thousand years before you did!
Tucker: Oh, well, what'd they have to say on it? "Blargh blargh, honk honk?" Who the fuck wants to hear that?
Ruby: Probably the rest of his entire race.
Honk-honk: Blargh, honk.
Andy: Okay, these are the Great Burning Plains es we talked about.
Caboose: They don't look burning. . . They look burnt. Hey, I recognize this place!
Ruby: Yeah, we've been here before.
Andy: Get ready, he's gonna distract the monster, and you use your heroic powers to swoop in and-
Tucker: Heroic powers?
Andy: Yeah, you're the big hero from that prophecy, ain't you?
Tucker: Oh right. Boy, are you guys going to be disappointed.
He took out his sword and activated it.
Andy: Don't forget. . . go for the weak spot in the armor.
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Four
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