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Yikes, I know its been a while but I have a good excuse I swear!!!! Theres been a lot of construction going around the area I live so its been affecting the internet so while I'm working on the next chapter just enjoy thing for the time being :))))))
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Raven, panicking: WHATS YOUR TYPE
Damian: I don't know, anything really but badass half-demons especially
Raven, not knowing whether to leave Damian bleed out and die or blush: YOUR BLOOD TYPE DUMMY
Damian: oh uh- B positive!
Raven: DON'T TELL ME TO CHEER UP JUST TELL ME YOUR FUCKING BLOOD TYPE-
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Bruce: I would like a refund
Talia: Excuse me?
Bruce, points to 10 year old Damian throwing a temper tantrum: A refund
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Raven: You know what? Fuck you asshole!
Damian: I already did!
Raven:
Damian:
The Titans, watching:
Dick, recording the fight and ready to send to his family: o.O
The fans: 😏
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Damian: Grayson, throw me my knife
Dick, throws Raven at Damian: yEET
Raven: wtf-
Damian: WHAT THE HELL GRAYSON
Dick, shrugging: you said throw me my wife
Damian: WHY WOULD I SAY- wait
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Raven: don't be ridiculous, Damian doesn't have a crush on me
Dick: yes he does
Kori: yes he does
Gar: yes he does
Jaime: yes he does
Donna: yes he does
Connor: yes he does
Damian: yes I do
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Denise: hey dad?
Damian: yeah?
Denise: can I-
Damian: sure
Denise: but I didn't even ask anything yet
Damian: don't worry honey, I'm a cool dad I'll let you have anything you want : )
Denise: cool so Uncle Jason can babysit us next time you and mom are out?
Damian: no.
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Dick: soooooo whens the wedding?
Tim: are we getting good seats?
Jason: B's paying for it right?
Stephanie: We getting food there or what?
Damian: none of you need to worry about all that, you guys aren't invited
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Unchain My Heart (Damirae)
FanfictionA collection of oneshots and/or short stories of our favourite dc pairing, Damian and Raven! (If it isnt your favourite why are you here?) Some may take place after Apocalypse War because screw flashpoint. I started writing this to cure my boredom...