Unchain My Heart (Damirae)

Incorrect Quotes + Part 2

Words: 871

Synopsis: Its in the title

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING BUT I SWEAR I HAVE ANOTHER STORY COMING OUT SOON AND JUST BECAUSE I FEEL SO BAD I'LL PUT IN A LITTLE SNEAK PEAK OF A CHAPTER I WILL DEFINITELY POST SOMEDAY  AT THE END JUST BARE WITH ME FOR A FEW MORE DAYS 😭🙌

SEND 👏 REQUESTS 👏 PLEASE 👏

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Raven: You know, I'm jealous of you

Damian: Why?

Raven: Your partner is way hotter than mine

Raven: *dramatically exits

Damian: wait but we're dating-

Damian: GET BACK HERE YA LITTLE SHI-

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Damian: I like this place, theres a lot of dead people

Raven: We're in a graveyard wtf-

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Talia: Father, are you aware that Damian is out bangin some demon chick?

Ra's who has been secretly planning this with Trigon for years: ...no

Trigon: But since this is a thing now, who's paying for the wedding?

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Nobody:

Literally not a single person: 

Not even that one pimple on your face that you can't seem to get rid of:

Bruce: uSe PrOtEcTiOn SoN-

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Raven: Wanna go out?

Dick: HA SUCK IT JASON

Jason: *hands Dick 20 dollars* DAMIAN YOU PUSSY-

Damian:...what

Jason: WHY DIDN'T YOU GROW SOME BALLS AND MAKE THE FIRST MOVE?!

Raven: Were they betting on us?

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Damian: Hey

Raven: What

Damian: I love you

Raven: Hey

Damian: What

Raven: I want oreos

Damian: what the fu-

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Damian's search history be like:

8:10 AM: How to humiliate your big brother
8:13 AM: How to murder coffee-addicted, brother and make it look like an accident 
8:14 AM: How to murder annoying, zombie brother and make it look like and accident
8:16 AM: What is a 'dab'

2:37 PM: Is there a limit for pets?
2:38 PM: Jason Todd dumb pictures
2:41 PM: Tim Drake dumb pictures
2:45 PM: Dick Grayson and Damian Wayne cute pictures
2:49 PM: Reasons why Robin is better than Nightwing, Red Hood and Red Robin
2:53 PM: Is it legal to own a tiger?

1:22 AM: How to ask out demon girl but still seem cool
1:24 AM: Is Raven from Teen Titans dating anyone?
1:25 AM: How to ask a half demon girl out
1:29 AM: Who is the strongest Batfamily member
1:31 AM: Reasons why Nightwing is NOT the strongest Batfamily member
1:31 AM: Reasons why Robin is the best and coolest Batfamily member