Jikook Oneshots

Heaven

Jungkook stepped outside of his town house, inhaling the crisp, nose burning due to the cold. He shuts the door behind him and begins to walk to the convenience store. It was a normal day in the city, cold, cloudy, dark.

That is until a man fell into his arms.

Like from the sky.

He doesn't even remember extending his arms to catch him. One moment he wasn't there, the next, in the arms of Jungkook.

"Oh, thank you, broke my fall there," The man patted his chest, hopping out of his arms onto his feet. His hair was blonde and his clothes were white. "I forgot you couldn't' use your wings on Earth, I fell from the sky-oh! I shouldn't have said that."

He was extremely beautiful. "Uh-uh wings? What do you mean?"

"Oh darn it, I shouldn't tell you but I can't lie," The man thought out loud. "Why don't we go to your house and I'll tell you all about it?"

"Um, okay," Jungkook can't help but say yes. There was just...something about him. Something that made him trust him immediately.

So they walked back, Jungkook had barely walked halfway to the store. Jungkook unlocked the door and they walked in, heading to the living room. Jimin sat down, while Jungkook opted to stand.

"So...for some reason I've brought you, a stranger who fell out of the sky, into my home," Jungkook states. "Care to tell me what's going on? I'm extremely confused."

"Well...I'm Jimin and to put it short, I'm an angel," He confesses. "I know humans are extremely skeptical, but it's true. I did it, I actually fell out of heaven. To my defense I just wanted to look at the world! But I leaned too far and fell down into it, and you caught me, and here we are."

"...What!?"

"See, I was right, skeptical," The 'angel' crosses his arms. His cheeks were rosy and his skin glowing. He looked like an angel, sure, to be fair there seemed to be no visible flaws on him at all...but could he really be?"

"So you're either actually an angel, really delusional, or trying to kill me," Jungkook stares at him.

"You know Jungkook," The angel says him name. "I think I fell into your arms because you have such a pure soul. I mean you're a virgin in your 20s! That never happens these days, right? I've never seen someone like you before, someone with such a clean, pure soul."

"Jesus," Jungkook hugs himself, feeling violated.

"Hye, don't use that guys' name in vain," Jimin shook a finger. "I know him personally you know. Total hippie, hasn't changed his styles since they were counting the years backwards. But how are you still a virgin?? That's insane!"

"Well for your information, many people aren't sexually active because they're asexual," Jungkook tells him. "But for me? I...I just have never had a boyfriend. No one's even wanted to kiss me!"

"Oh you're gay!?" Jimin claps, delighted. "I love you guys!"

"Oh they don't send all gays to hell?" Jungkook asks, even though he still doesn't technically know if Jimin's an angel or not, but no he's way too into the conversation.

"Humans still think that? Geez it's been way too long since I last checked up on you guys," Jimin sighed. "We love the LGBTQ community up there! They put rainbows all over the place and make everything pretty! Wholesome men are my favorite type of people, but wholesome gay men are even better because they're attracted to me. If I were a human I'm pretty sure I'd be gay because you guys are so much prettier than girls, but since I'm an angel I can't physically be attracted to anyone. Obviously there are some gay people in hell, but that's only people like John Wayne Gacy, you know, the clown who murdered young boys in his house?"