Jikook Oneshots

Debate

"Hey Jungkook? I have a weird question."

Jungkook looked over at his boyfriend. "Ask away."

Jimin made a face. "Are Kooky and Chimmy lovers?"

The taller squinted his eyes. "I would think so...why?"

"Well..." Jimin hesitates. "Aren't they our sons?"

"Yeah..."

"So is Kooky and Chimmy being lovers incest?"

Jungkook pauses, thinking. "No? I mean they're a bunny and a dog. They aren't biologically related. Maybe they're step brothers?"

Jimin gasped dramatically. "You had an affair to have Kooky!?"

"No!" Jungkook denied, getting way too into this scenario. "Okay, step-brothers doesn't work. Maybe we adopted them?"

"Adopted? I guess that would work..." Jimin put his finger on his chin. "But this isn't Alabama! That's still so weird!"

"Why are we even talking about this!? Jungkook sighs. "Not gonna lie, I'm kind of getting freaked out by this."

"I dunno, Jin was just talking about how BT21 were our kids," Jimin explained. "So I was debating, brothers because we're the closest we can get to married in South Korea, or lovers because they reflect us."

"You know what?" Jungkook proposes. "They're cartoon characters. Let's just call them adopted brothers and leave it simple."

Jimin couldn't help but giggle, grabbing Jungkook's hand. "Okay." 

A/N: *sips coffee* Ahhh. You're not so daily dose of me.

And this is going to be a weird chapter I think even down to the author's note? But I guess that's for you to decide.

I wanna just take a minute to talk about other ships kind of? Sorry a lot of question marks but this is mostly about Tae. You know how a ton of people say they kinda ship Jimin with everyone? I'm kinda the same way but with Tae.

I ship Taejin, Vmon, Taegi, Vope, Vmin (but only as soulmates ^^) Not Taekook, but that's just because unfortunately I've just had too many bad encounters with rude Taekook shippers and while I think Jungkook and Taehyung are so cute together and are just the sweetest brothers ever, It's really hard for me to actually say I ship Taekook, even though I do platonically.

But yeah, I ship Tae with everyone except Jungkook. Isn't that fun. I was just watching this video on Instagram, Tae had Yoongi and Hoseok so whipped for him it was so cute ^^ I loved it.

But yeah anyways I think the other ships I totally could go either way ship romantically or platonic (because Jikook is the only ship that I ship 100% romantically) is Namjin, Sope, Yoonjin, stuff like that, but I would basically be completely happy and supportive if any of the five were together in some way. I'm also not saying I wouldn't be supportive if Jimin or Jungkook were in a relationship with another member, but it would take a little bit because let's be honest, most of us really think Jikook is real.

But anyways onto something else. I don't know if this has actually popped up in an author's note of mine before, but can we just talk about how a ton of people think Jimin's a super submissive bottom?

WhAt thE FUcK

Have you seen that man? He's much too dominant for that. But do I think Jungkook is the bottom.

Sure as hell not.

That man has enough dominance to fuck me up on a regular basis he is not a bottom for a long shot.

In my honest opinion, I really truly think they switch however I believe Jimin does mostly bottom. But is he a totally submissive bottom? No. I honestly think Jikook are both really dominant in certain aspects and pretty submissive in others.

I mean think about it, Jimin has a strength kink. Saying the dude who retrieved his towel had a nice body, saying he wants to go on a trip with Jungkook saying he'll protect him, obsessing over the fact that Jungkook gained weight due to muscle not fat, this fucking video,

Wow Jimin, I'm sorry your fingertips are brushing the bar and you can't jump to reach it!

But like seriously, we've all seen how he always tries to jump as high as he can, who is he trying to fool? But like, it doesn't matter because it just proves how much he likes being picked up and held and dominated. Do you guys remember the clip in I think memories of 2017 where Jimin goes to Jungkook and Jungkook literally just turns him around and squeezes him?

And then Jimin like kinda moaned?

Update: Because so many people have asked for the link, I'm going to post it here;

I'm sure you all know it, I just explained it terribly wrong, so sorry about that.

What I'm saying is Jimin likes being dominated. However you can not tell me that Jungkook tops all the time. I mean sure right now his long hair is fucking everybody up and let's be honest, while Jungkook's hair is long, he's staying on top. But you also can't tell me this Kook,

 Is topping 100% of the time. And Jimin can be pretty dominant. I mean out of all seven members he's the second scariest when mad. One look and that hand resting on Jungkook's shoulder is gone. I mean Jimin glanced at Hoseok and not only did he take his hand off Jungkook's shoulder, he also looked genuinely scared. And, I guess he's a scardey cat so that might have something to do with it, but there's literally no reason to be scared of Jimin.

That is if you're looking at him skin deep.

Sure Jungkook gets jealous more, but if Jimin is jealous, I'm sure you don't want to get caught in the middle. It makes me wonder what happened between Jikook and Hoseok that made Hobi so scared of Jimin in regards to Jungkook.

But anyways, I think that's it. We won't talk about how the actual oneshot was 213 words and this was over 700...

But anyways have a good day!

I think I'm going to upload tomorrow~

However key word is think!

Love you guys!!!!

-Mikayla