☆SLoW RIdE☆ (Randy"pink" Floyd/Dazed & Confused )

Kiss Statues

"Well look all I'm saying is if I ever start referring to these are the best years of my life" he jumped up. "Remind me to kill myself" he walked away.

"Well all I'm saying is I just want to look back and say that I did it the best I could while I was stuck in this place" don mumbled. "Had as much fun as I could when I was stuck in this place, played as hard as I could when I was stuck in this place, dogged as many chicks while I was stuck in this place" he laughed and we all laughed together.

I looked up at pink who was staring off into the distant.

"Yeah right, mr. Premature ejaculation" shavonne said.

We all laughed even harder.

Don stopped laughing and looked up at her.

"Oh that's great, that's good baby" he played around with her.

Just at that moment a big bright light shown on use.

I shielded my eyes.

"Shit" I groaned.

"Hey all of you" a man yelled. "Get over here- now!"

We all got up one by one.

"Shit were really in trouble now" I said to pink.

"Aw it'll be alright" he kissed my head and put his arm around me.

"Come on slater" I said.

"What we do?" He said. I shrugged.

"If it ain't old Richard wrath" wooderson said. "How ya doin, dick?"

"Well well couple of football players" the cop laughed.

Pink went out the fence.

"Wonder what coach is goona say?" The cop smiled.

I slide under the fence glaring up at the cop.

"And you" he said. "Jasmine your boss wouldn't be to happy to hear about this would he, line up?".

I gave him another death glare and went beside pink.

"Your boss?" Pink whispered to me.

"I got caught smoking at work and my boss said if he or anyone other adults find me smoking, than its goodbye working at the diner" I said.

"But you wasnt smokin" he said and lined up.

"Yeah but that includes me being around a cloud of smoke" I laughed. "I dont give a shit though, he cheats me out of my pay check anyways".

"Wooderson" the cop said.

"Slavey?" He said.

"Reliving old glory out on the football field" he said.

Slater raised his hands in the air.

"Get through there" the cop pushed slater towards use.

"You should still be mad cause I got all-district and you didnt" wooderson said and slid under the gate.

We all stood there.

"What do yall think your doing?" The cop paced around.

"Livin" I said in woodersons voice. They all hid their laughs.

"Very funny" he said. "Now yall are in big trouble, ridin around with private property statues!".

"We dont know what your talking about sir" slater sniffed.

"Oh really?" He smirked. He pointed to the statues behind him.

"We found those like that" pink said.

"Is that so?" He said. "And you think I belive that?".

We all looked at each other.

"All right this is what were doing" he said. "Each one of yall are goona show me where yall found these statues" he said. "And you'd better all be showing me the same place" he said. "You" he said to pink. "Your first".

Pink slowly got up.

"I'll be back" he whispered down to me. I nodded.

He got in the police car and drove off into the distance.

"He loves you, you know" don said. I looked up at him. Suprised that he wasnt playing around like he always is.

"Saying I love you is pretty big don" I smirked.

"I know" he laughed. "But he'll tell you soon".

"And when did you tell shavonne you love her" I said.

"Our 2nd make out session" he snickered. I did too. "No I'm just joking, I told her when I took her to prom".

"Ooo mr. Romantic huh?" I laughed.

"What can I say I got a charm about me" he said all confident. I laughed.