Multi Fandom One Shots

Children - Oliver Wood

POV Adelyn

'Come on love you've got to eat something' I say nudging my Quidditch obsessed boyfriend. 'I'm not hungry'

I glare at him 'Oliver Benjamin Wood if you don't start eating right now I'll shove it down your throat myself' he grumbles but does start eating.

'That's what I thought bitch' he raises his eyebrow. 'Call me that again and you'll see what happens' I smirk and blow him a kiss.

'Harry love' he looks at me 'can I have Leo tonight' Leo is the Marauders map but we can't talk about it in public.

'Yeah sure' he hands the map 'thanks honey' he smiles and goes back to eating. 'Why do you keep calling him pet names' Percy asks.

'That's my adopted son, I adopted him in his first year. Right sweetheart' Harry laughs and nods. Percy shakes his head but I can see him smile.

'Penny love come sit with us there is enough space next to Perce' Penny blushes and sits down next to Percy.

Penny and I are both Ravenclaws we share a dorm so I know about her crush on Percy.

'Are you playing matchmaker again' Oliver whispers. 'Maybeee you have intel for me' 'Percy likes her too' I smirk. 'Wanna join in on my plan'

'Of course my love' 'alright follow my lead yeah' he nods. 'So Penny, Percy what are you doing this weekend. Besides the Quidditch game on Sunday'

'Oh uh nothing' Percy says. 'I'm not doing anything either' I nod. 'Alright you two are coming on a double date with me and Oliver' 'but-' Percy starts.

'Zip it ginger you are coming I can't handle a whole day alone with Oliver before a Quidditch game' Oliver gives me a look which I ignore.

Percy and Penny look at each other and both blush. I clap my hands excited 'it's settled then'

'Calm down love' 'shut up and eat your food' Oliver rolls his eyes but continues eating.

'Alright I'll sneak into your room tonight' Oliver nods and pecks my lips before leaving with Percy.

I quickly take a shower and change into some booty shorts, a T-shirt and one of Oliver's hoodies that goes down to my thighs.

Penny had rounds with Percy tonight so Oliver will be alone in his dorm. Because of the last war there weren't a lot of children born in our year so Penny and I are the only Ravenclaw girls too.

I grab the Marauders map and make sure that I don't bump into anyone on my way to the Gryffindor common room.

I don't see anyone walking around so I put away the map. Rookie mistake.

I bump into Percy and Penny 'heeey, how lovely to see you two here' I say as innocent as possible.

'Seriously Addie' Penny says putting her hands on her hips. 'I was just going to check on my two children'

'you have two now' Percy asks 'Harry and Oliver of course' they roll their eyes.

'Alright go on but for just this once' Penny says. I squeal and give them both a kiss on the cheek before leaving. 'I'll just don't get caught next time. Percy you better knock before coming in'

He groans but I quickly run up the stairs. I open the portrait 'Wassup my favorite Liondoors' Fred, George, Ron, Harry and Hermione look up from the couch.

'Ah my favorite child' I pinch Harry's cheek and sit down next to him. 'I'm your only child' 'no I have Oliver too'

'At least I'm your favorite' I smile and nod. 'Of course you are. you are way cuter. I'm going to go find my other child'

I walk up the stairs to the boys dormitory. I walk in and see Oliver on his bed throwing a quaffle up and then catching it again.

'Sup dude' he catches the quaffle and looks at me. 'I thought I was passed the dude zone' I shrug and close the door behind me.

'I don't know are you?' 'I'm your boyfriend I think I'm past the dude zone' 'I thought you were my child'

'Harry is your child' 'yeah my youngest you are my oldest' 'love I've banged you lots of times that would be incest' 'we are not talking about that' he rolls his eyes and pulls me on top of him.

'Hey' I say hanging over him. He chuckles and turns us around. 'Dude make up your mind do you want to be on top or am I on top'

'Stop calling me dude' 'make me' he raises his eyebrow. 'Are you sure' I roll my eyes. 'I wouldn't have said it otherwise'

He collapses down next to me, we are both panting. I put my knickers back on and steal one of his shirts. He puts his boxers back on and some flannel pants.

I clean the sheets with my wand and lay back in bed. He lays back down too and I lay my head on his chest. 'I love you' he whispers kissing my head. 'I love you too and I will try not to call you dude anymore'

'Good girl' I smile and kiss his lips before putting my head back on his chest. I trace figures over his abs until I fall asleep.