PinkUser Rap Battle ROUND 2

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WELCOME TO ROUND TWOOOOO

STARTING WITH FOXY THIS TIME!!

Foxy

I can't rap well but I could write you a song 

Put my heart in the lyrics, won't you sing along? 

I might be young but my mind is dirty 

Do you really wanna compare who's better at flirting?

An0n:

I gotta admit girl, u got pretty good style 

I was writing all these raps and u nearly passed me by 

But don't worry PF I'm here for round TWO 

Imma gonna rap so hard my lips will turn blue!

Foxy:

Even when you thought you were straight that didn't stop me 

So look at you now, guess I had the key 

You are beautiful and wonderful and everything to me 

I wanna taste you but I'm afraid that you'd be too sweet

An0n:

Okay okay I guess flirtings not my thing 

But put it in a rhyme and boy can I sing! 

These are all done cold, right from the mind 

I think I can still beat u it just might be more of a grind!

Foxy:

You're so cute, just adorbs, but not as innocent as you seem 

I've seen you talk about bondage so you can't fool me 

My little maid, all dressed up, won't you put on a show? 

I'll stop when you say, but might be a little rough under that mistletoe

An0n:

Ah crap I think I just dropped a bit of my heterosexuality 

Yeah I guess I used to be locked up but dang u were the key! 

HOLY CRAP PF I'M ACTUALLY GONNA KEYBOARD SMASH 

OMG I THINK MY BRAIN JUST CRASHED-

Foxy

Your hair looks so soft, can I play with it? 

That might sound weird but I just love the look of it 

You don't wanna show your face? how longs that gonna last? 

I've got your picture right here, a soft face and nice ass

An0n:

It's hard to write these rhymes when my face is all red! 

But I'm not giving up, not until I'm dead 

Although somethin tells me you ain't gonna let that happen, 

So until we run out of verses I guess I'll keep rappin'!

Foxy

I've fallen for your innocence and I can't get up 

Caught in the web of your love so now I'm stuck 

They say nothing is forever but with me, your smile will be 

If someone wants to wipe it off they can come up here and fight me

An0n:

Man no WONDER you've got perms in h jail 

I gotta step up my game, and I don't wanna fail 

you're gone when I'm writing, but I know you'll be back 

It's not like you to just drop off and leave me some slack!

Foxy

Back from SoS your mystery was addicting 

I meant the face reveal as a joke but you got me trippin 

I wonder just when I made you fall for me 

How long before I'm allowed to take off your t?

An0n:

Seeing a kitten on your head makes me just melt 

When I first saw it I wasn't sure how I felt 

I think I get it now, now I know 

And tho u short now, girl u gonna grow

Foxy:

I'm short, yes, but you still fell 

My height just means I'm closer to hell 

When you realized your feelings did it take your breath away? 

Even if I was straight your face would change my ways

An0n:

I'm goin' for the kill I'm gonna win it all now 

It'll be over so soon nobody'll call a foul 

I know I suck when it comes to a flirt 

Snugglin's my forte, but LET ME KEEP MY SHIRT!!

Foxy: 

You're my little snuggle bug, wrapped up in a blanket 

Every time you smile my heart just can't take it 

Fine, keep your shirt, but I can't say ill like it 

Don't want no one else touching you, so what if I'm jealous?

An0n:

Every rhyme u spit out reminds me you got spirit 

C'mon don't be shy girl, I wanna hear it! 

Your voice is like a melody, sometimes soft and sweet 

But DAANG u ain't afraid to just stop and DROP THE BEAT

Foxy

I don't like to much but I'll accept your kindness 

Talk about my voice but yours is angelic 

Ya wanna keep an0nymous but I've seen the real thing 

The way your eyes shine just makes my heart ring

An0n: Wow okay you won.

Foxy: What?? No, I haven't used my ending verse yet!

An0n: Alright let's hear it then!! :D

Foxy: Fine then.

Foxy:

I might never see you irl but I guess I can dream 

I'm not the same on the outside, not like you haven't seen 

I love the readers realm to death, a mansion surrounded by green 

From that I found love so without further ado 

Make an escape to pony town, will you let me marry you?


An0n: *literal death noises in yes*


:3



And that was round 2!! 

Lemme know who won :D


See ya on the flip side ;3

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