Hah, I did this again

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Yeet, incorrect quotes!

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Foxy: You're clearly not listening to me, so I can say whatever I want

Aoxy: Mhm, tell me about it.

Foxy: I murdered Can last night.

Aoxy: I feel you.

Foxy: Now that I have the taste for blood, I can't stop murdering.

Aoxy: Been there.

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Can: You need to stop mixing Shakespearean English with modern English, it's confusing.

Foxy: I swear to the the heavens, if't be true thee sayeth one more word, I'll yeet thee across this cubiculo.

Angel: What the fuck

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Can: Do you want to hang out with us at McDonald's?

Foxy: My heart says yes but my anxiety says no.

Can: All I heard was yes. COME ON LETS GO IN THE BALLPIT!

Foxy: Can my anxiety says no-

Can: Listen to your heart!

Foxy: Can-

Can: B a l l p i t

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N0na: So how's your morning going?

Ari (Ira): Well Foxy asked me what my favorite color was, then told me I was wrong.

N0na: So, pretty normal.

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Theo: You can't be a princess if you don't have a traumatic backstory.

Can: Someone stole my slice of pizza, does that count?

Theo: How are you not a queen already?

Me: I lost my will to live, is that dramatic enough?

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Theo: Hi Ari! (Ari)

Ari: Screw off.

Theo: :(

Distant velociraptor snarl from Foxy

Can glares at Ari

Aoxy slowly pulls out a sword

Ari: I mean.... Hello Theo.

Theo: :D

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Nemo: Gets on one knee

Kosmos: Oh my god it's finally happening!

Nemo: Falls over

Kosmos: The poison is kicking in!

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Foxy: sharp inhale You young homosapien with X Y chromosomes

Can: What-?

Aoxy: She's saying "boi" in scientific terms.

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[Shelly and N0na are looking at Shelly and Angel's wedding photos]

Shelly: I remember, during the service Angel was crying souch, she couldn't even say "I do." Have you ever seen someone cry so much?

N0na: That was you, and no, I have not.

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Foxy: Theo, why is there a big carrot in the bag of baby carrots?

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