More incorrect quotes when I find them- (Revised!)

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(Future Foxy here. Please ignore anything to do with Foxy x CC, as she ended up being a little bitch and I would like nothing to do with her)

((Revised as in I removed all of the CC))

Lol, I'll publish this when I find enough incorrect quotes-

Aoxy: Okay, we are going to do a simulation. I'm a robber, and you have to stop me.

Foxy: This seams stupid but sure.

Aoxy: If you want to live give me all your money!

Can: Bold of you to assume I have money!

Foxy: Bold of you to assume I want to live.

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Foxy: I want someone to take me out.

Mystery: Like, on a date or with a sniper?

Foxy: Preferably a sniper.

Can: THATS NOT HOW THE INCORRECT QUOTE GOES!!!

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Evyn: I love this whole "good cop/bad cop" thing you two have going.

An0n: It's not really a thing, it's more like I'm nice and PF isn't.

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N0na: What should I get Foxy for her birthday?

Ari (Ira): Medication

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Ari: You said you had nothing to do with the malfunction of the drones, are you lying to me?

Tucker: That depends on how you define lying.

Ari: Well I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Darryl: Reclining your body in a horizontal position.

Ari:

Tucker:

Darryl:

Ari: Get out of my office.

Tucker and Darryl: Absolutely-

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Can: *does stupid shit*

Aoxy: *contributes significantly to the doing of the stupid shit*

Foxy: Alright, time to comit my 78th and 79th murders-

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Foxy: I'm not doing too well.

Foxy: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Ari (Ira): *walks into the room*

Foxy: Oh look, there it is again

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Foxy: Kids, there are three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way, and the Foxy way.

Wick: Isn't that just the wrong way?

Poly: No, it's the right way, but bloodier.

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Shelly: *phone starts ringing*

Ari: *looks to see who's calling*

Ari: Oh my god, you still call your mom mommy?!

Shelly: *answers the phone while making direct eye contact with Ari*

Shelly: Hey Angel.

Ari: What the fuc-

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(From Angel's side-)

Angel: *phone starts ringing*

CH: *looking at the phone screen*

CH: Uh, you still call your mom mommy? But isn't your mum ded-

Angel: *answers the phone while death glaring at CH*

Angel: Hey Shelly.

Foxy, yelling from the other side of the room: CALLED IT

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Tucker: I still can't believe you like a Reader.

Shelly: The priest is asking for my vows, can you shut up?

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Foxy: No but listen, the meme makes no sense!

Aoxy: Oh my god Foxy

M: Not again.

Foxy: Moths aren't attracted to lamps, they are CONFUSED by them! They usually flay at an angle relative to light such as the moon, and lamps throw them off!

Angel: Let them have their FUN

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Theo: How much do you overthink?

Foxy: You ever kill a bug and just wonder if their mama hiding waiting for her kid to come home?

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Angel: And this is my ex-girlfriend, Shelly.

Shelly: I told you to stop calling me that.

Shelly: I'm her wife.

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Angel: Foxy has no survival skills. Her need to either win or die replaced them.

Can: That can't be true!

Angel: Oh really? Watch this.

Angel: Hey Foxy, race you to the bottom of the stairs.

Foxy: *jumps out the window*

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Foxy: One of my favorite games to play; "is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses, or a brain tumor?"

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My mother: What a surprise. Lazy, just like your father.

Foxy: Actually, I'm lazy in a way that's entirely my own.

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Ari: Foxy's trying to kill me!

N0na: Don't be silly, she's not trying to kill you-

Foxy: Yeah I am.

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Aoxy: Would you stop fighting?!

Evyn: We're not fighting, we're having a creative discussion.

Foxy: We are too fighting!

Evyn: Creative discussion.

Foxy: Fight!

Evyn: Discussion!

Foxy: Fight!

Aoxy: I can't believe you are having a fight over if you're fighting.

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Kookie: Remember that first night we met and you fell in love with me?

Evyn: Kookie.

Kookie: Fine, that night you flirted with me for twenty seconds and I fell in love with you forever.

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Foxy: Here you go Can.

Can: Homework?

Foxy: It's my way of saying 'get well soon'

Can: You know, chocolate says that even better.

Foxy: I already did all of your assignments, all you have to do is sign your name.

Can: Chocolate means nothing to me.

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Foxy: That would go against my moral compass.

Kookie: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel, Foxy.
















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