Yeah yeah, here we go again.
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Me: I don't need therapy, I have you guys!
Kookie: We're just as fucked up as you are. It's like the blind leading the blind.
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Aoxy: So who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Can: Neither. We're chopsticks!
Kookie: That's kinda cute, does that mean you guys just nuzzel into each other perfectly?
Theo: Nope! It means that if you take one away the only thing the other is good at is stabbing.
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Kookie: The stars are so beautiful tonight.
Catnip: You're the brightest star~
Kookie: What?
Me, attempting control: I said I want to hit you with a car.
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Me: Who the fuck-
Can: Foxy, language.
Me: Whom the fuck-
Can: No
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Me: Angel is my best friend!
Pheonix: What about me??
Me: Second best friend!
Can: *sniffs*
Me: Uh, third best friend-
Theo: *sad toaster*
Me: I give up. I hate all of you equally.
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Me: Your honor, I would like to plead guilty and request the death penalty.
Police: You just got a speeding ticket-?
Me: Mhm.
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Aoxy: Can, why are your hands all bandages up?
Can: Well, you know how Foxy can cut veggies really fast?
Aoxy: Yeah-?
Can: I can't do that.
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Theo, to the fire alarm: How could you be beeping? I just disconnected you. I took out your batteries! How could you-
Fire alarm: Beep
Theo: Don't you dare interupt me!
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Dogge: I've come up with a three step plan to get Kookie to marry you!
Me: Okay-?
Dogge: Step one, get her to play truth or dare.
Me: Oh god stop
Dogge: Step two, wait until she picks dare.
Me: Dogge no-
Dogge: Step three, dare her to marry you!
Aoxy, from the other room: It could work!
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Aoxy: Everyone, pretend to be gardening! Foxy, grab the hoe!
Me: *grabs Mania's arm*
Mania: THATS NOT WHAT SHE MEANT
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Theo: Foxy, why is there a milkshake on the doorstep?
Me: I got bored and decided to see if I could bring boys to the yard. I think it worked perfectly.
