╔════◈◉◈════╗ Nine ╚════◈◉◈════╝ a/n: thank you guys so much for 1k on this book! i know most of you came from ineffable, but it still means a lot to me :')
It was late, and we had been messing around on the SMP for hours. Ranboo and I both had busy days tomorrow, so we decided to turn in for the night. "thanks for hanging out with me this weekend" I flopped onto the bed, barely able to keep my eyes open. I hadn't slept much this weekend, but tonight specifically I felt extra tired.
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I hugged Ranboo before he left my apartment. I had to get ready for school, but before I had to answer some messages.
I hadn't been on my phone all weekend, Ranboo had kept it at a high place that only he could reach. He had just given it back this morning. For how younger than me he was, Ranboo sure acted more brotherlike then anyone.
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Ollliieeeeee Ohhhhhh my god Ranboo give her phone back to her C'mon Don't be shy I'm going to go into hysteria Maybe I'll pull out my Oxford English dictionary and find a word that suits how annoyed I am rn In Tommy's words "all men do is eat hot chip and charge they phone" But in this case its just "steal Iris's phone" 😔✌ Don't make me pull out the copy-pasta's Ok then RANBOO ‼ RANBOO ‼ Hello 😍🖐 do your shoes need shining? 🤔👞✨ RANBOO 😳‼ Ranboo please 🥺☹🙏 Do you need coffee? 👀☕ Come back 😖 PLEASE my clout 😤🤑 Don't go away from me 🥺 Ranboo please 😍
Eyeris ITS ME IM BACK
Ollliieeeeee How do I know this isn't an imposter iris? *cough couch* ranboo *cough cough*
Eyeris Uhhhhhhh Whats something ranboo would do so I can make fun of him- Oh wait
Haha im going to taunt my audience
Ollieeee Im going to need more evidence that you aren't Mr. Boo What's something that I would only tell iris Or possibly tommy Because he literally knows everything about me- That's beside the point
Eyeris OH WAIT I KNOW DIDN'T YOU BREAK YOUR ARM WHEN YOU WERE LIKE 10
Olliieeee The real question is How?
Eyeris Wasn't it something really badass? OH OH OH I REMEMBER SOME KID SAID THAT YOU WERE WEAK AND SO YOU SLAMMED YOUR ARM INTO THE WALL AND IT BROKE AND YOU DIDN'T CRY
Olliieeee Oh wait its actually you How was your weekend?
Eyeris Relaxing :D
Ollliieeeeee GOOD! Im so glad :) Soooooo You joined the smp... :)
Eyeris Ranboo baited me ;-;
Olllieeee Im going to send you the google doc for the script I just want you to take a gander at it Because writer!Ollie has some pretty swag ideas B) (1 attachment)
Eyeris Alright I'll take a "gander" at it
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Quackity Yo yo yo yo yo The yo yo man just kept on yo-ing déjame entrar por favor that says let meee inn pleaseee
eyeris I knew that Maybe 5 years of Spanish helped me 🙈
Quackity Oh wait hi Didn't expect you to respond this time
Eyeris Why did everyone think I just 💥 died 💥
Quackity Bc you lowkey did
Eyeris How does one "lowkey" die I would like to possess this power
Quackity is calling... Accept or Decline
"why are you calling me I have school soon—" I was confused by Alex's sudden call,
"OH MY GOD SHE IS ALIVE GUYS SHE'S ALIVE" small cheers are heard from the other end,
"who is guys?"
"Karl and sapittus of the naputus are on discord right now" Alex said,
"ok im alive, is that all?"
"im eating toast" Alex said in a muffled voice,
"may I ask why is that necessary information to contribute to this conversation?" I said as I pet Juniper.
"because toast is spectacular" he spoke,
"alright, I literally have to leave right now for school so we can finish this conversation later" I sighed
"have fun at school, doing work, not having fun, while I eat toast" Alex bragged,
"I hope you choke on your toast" I deadpanned before hanging up.
a/n: alliums have a whole new meaning to me- also yes that is a ghostbur skin but ✨female✨
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