"Well, howdy! I'm Cletus!" Cletus greeted, grinning, "Welcome to Heaven, if you did something good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessings!"
(Collin Is This.)
"Does it make you want to cry,"
A man flew off a plane, smiling ear to ear.
(Keenie Is This.)
"when your loved one has to die?~"
A man got run over by a train, an Oh No! seen in a chatbubble.
Some dumb-ass kid accidentally shot himself with a gun through looking into the target hole.
(Cletus Is This.)
"Does it hurt you through and through?"
(Them All Together.)
"When your face is turning blue..?"
Three angels popped up with a smile.
"Well, luckily for you!"
"There's something we can do!"
Keenie chimes in.
"We can help keep them alive!"
"So you can watch them fine!"
"Because here at C.H.E.R.U.B!"
Golden letters are seen writing the company name.
"We'll save your hunny-bun from dying, finally!"
Cletus is seen picking up a man who was about to get killed by dogs.
Keenie is seen pushing Collin forward to the dogs.
Collin held up a cross but the dogs attacked him anyways.
"Because here at C.H.E.R.U.B!"
"Now we never even ask a feed!~"
Keenie is seen hugging Collin tightly.
"Because good people spread the love!"
The Earth is then shown with hearts all over it.
"And we're here for all above!"
Collin is seen frantically signing papers.
"We'll do the paperwork for you."
"And the heavy lifting too!"
Keenie is seen pulling a rock away from a man.
A man in a car is seen with blood pouring out of him, a black eye, and glass shards around his body. Then Keenie and Collin appeared behind him with med-kits.
"So sit right back and let us bless a soul for you!"
Collin, Keenie, and Cletus all together have their hands on their hearts, smiling.
"AND WE ARE THE C.H.E.R.U.B!"
||Back In Hell||
Vesper is seen staring at the screen of Keenie, Collin, and Cletus with her face scrunched up in distaste.
"No wonder Lucifer hated that place so much.." She spoke, snatching the gun out of Blitzø' hands and blew up the TV.
"Nice one, Vesp!" Millie grinned at a prideful Vesper.
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Humor"I hate how alike I am to that fucking rat." Vesper Sinclair was in one of the richest families known to France, they were all well-known actors and actresses! To some people, it was a luxury, but for her, it was a living Hell. Her family never no...
