SHADOW POV
Shadow:shoot the fucking arrow Mox it's a fucking picture!
Millie:be careful you might kill out only hellhound
We looked over a Loona holding up a picture of a family Moxxie was going to shoot.
Loona:wow I feel so loved here
Millie:just take a deep breath and let it out
Shadow:its easy watch
I made a knife and threw it at the dads balls.
Shadow:easy
Moxxie:but it's a family, under what circumstances would we ever have to kill a human family
Millie:if that's what the client wants
Moxxie:maybe a shitty dad or a mob family that's understandable
I hit him in the back of the head for the last part.
Shadow:we don't talk shit about the Mob in here
Moxxie:didnt they kill you
Shadow:touche Imp
Moxxie:I mean why would we kill a seemingly innocent family
Loona sat up.
Loona:hey you don't know there innocent, this kid probably sets dogs on fire, this one gets off to bullying Australian kids online and this guy...this guy definitely watches
Shadow:exactly back when I was working for the Mob I was told to kill a shit ton of seemingly innocent people...like an orphanage and a shit ton of inbred families
Moxxie aimed Dow the sight.
Moxxie:I'm just saying we could be a little more selective
The door burst open causing Moxxie to miss and the arrow bounced off the walls going through me but I didnt feel it and almost hitting the Client but Blitzo stopped it. The new Eels then fell and caused a fire.
Blitzo:DAMN IT MOXXIE I JUST BOUGHT THOSE EELS!
TIMESKIP brought to you by chibi I.M.P building burning down.
SHADOW POV
We were outside as the building was getting drenched while Blitzo was talking to the Client.
Blitzo:and remember if we can't kill your target within 24 hours your first kill is free!...
She drove off.
Moxxie:when did we start implementing that deal?
Blitzo:since you set fire to my office in front of a client you STUPUD DIP SHIT! Please tell me that fancy book is still intact!
Loona:you mean our only way to the human world yeah grabbed it
Blitzo:and that's why your my favourite Loony
He held a dog treat up.
Blitzo:you get a tweet now
Loona:ew stop
He ate it.
Shadow:HA!
Loona:your so gross!
She opend the portal.
Blitzo:ok team time to lick some ass!
Millie:the term is kick some ass boss
Blitzo:meh mines better
We went through and came out in front of the house. We went to the window and they're they were a normal looking family...imma kill them.
Blitzo:Moxxie you want this one?
Dick.
Moxxie:me?
Shadow:looks simple enough just a happy mum who just got out the hospital
He stared at them.
Blitzo:snooze ya loose Mox!
He was about to shoot but Moxxie ruined it by saying somthing.
Shadow:you little turd
Moxxie:I'm sorry...they just seemed so wholesome and happy
Blitzo:who is innocent Moxxie!? From the moment your born your a parasite leaching off your Mama's tit! Get the fuck over yourself
He got shot through the wall.
Blitzo:a new hole!
Shadow:fuck this
I stood up and jamp through the window. I made a scythe and had myself a field day.
Blitzo:and that's why I hired him!
Moxxie:he's uh...really getting in there
I finished and Blitzo pulled out a phone.
Blitzo:hey Loony we're ready to come home now
The portal opened and we left. We got our money and life went on...until this.
(Continued in the next chapter)
