SHADOW POV
I walked into the I.M.P building. Took me three trys to get out of the Hotel without being seen...good thing I realised I can grow wings. I walk through the corridors and see Loona on the couch.
Shadow:morning
Loona:eat shit
Shadow:your the dog
She growls and I see Moxxie and Millie.
Blitzo:M,M and S get in here we're going to Loo Loo Land!
Moxxie opend the door.
Moxxie:Loo Loo Land?
Millie smashed through the window.
Millie:LOO LOON LAND!
Shadow:the fuck is Loo Loo Land!?
Blitzo:LOO LOO LAND!
Loona:SHUT THE FUCK UP!
TIMESKIP brought to you by chibi Shadow being a literal shadow.
SHADOW POV
We arrived at the theme park and we got out. We were now body gaurds for the guy who gave us the book to go to Earth and his daughter Octavia who I have met before.
FLASHBACK
I fell into a large room with an owl lady.
Shadow:hi lady
FLASHBACK END
Good times. I looked at the theme park and jesus christ.
Shadow:what the fuck is this? A hell inside of hell?
Octavia:worse...
I followed them inside and I'm trying not to destroy the place out of sheer rage.
Blitzo:now remember this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfie your perverted bird needs alright
Octavia:dad do we have t-
Blitzo stopped her.
Blitzo:ok yeah hold on right there sweetie...
He turned to Stolas.
Blitzo:if you try fucking my little ass in thay theme park I swere-
Stolas:oh your so cute when your working
Octavia:I'm literally going to be sick
Shadow:you and me both
Moxxie started panicking.
Moxxie:oh crumbs I knew today would be a lot. What do you need acid, morphine?
He just has a bag full of morphine?
Octavia:that was figurative old man
We continued walking.
Octavia:so why are you of all people working with these...Imps?
Shadow:quick cash plus a reason to leave that shitty hotel. The one the princess is running
Octavia:Charlie? Why are you there
Shadow:Alestor
She sighed.
Octavia:of course
Then a mascot appeared...I will kill him.
Stolas:oh look dear it's Loo Loo
Octavia:I have a question
Loo Loo:well ask away little girly
Here we go.
Octavia:is it true this park is just a really shameless spinoff of Lucifers far more popular Luu Luu World?
I missed this chick...get it bird joke-never mind you get it.
Loo Loo:n-no
Octavia:this place reeks of insecure corporate shame
Stolas laughs nervously.
Stolas:why don't we go check out the rides
He takes her. Blitzo gave Millie and Moxxie some time to themselves and me and Blitzo were now guarding them. We come across a circus...I fucking hate clowns.
Stolas:oh look dear. You used to cry such tears of joy at this show
She and Blitzo had a horrified look.
Blitzo/Octavia:I fucking hate that Clown
Shadow:I am not going in there...I'll wait
They go in and minutes later Octavia comes running out with Stolas following and Blitzo is fight a clown robot.
Blitzo:little fucking help here
I made my hand into a blade and stabbed the clown. It's head turned and laughed.
Shadow:yeah no
I turn my blade into multiple and they go through his entire body. I threw it aside and decided to make sure it's dead by wiping this place the fuck out. I slammed my hand into the ground sending large spikes into practically everything. We all left and found Stolas and Octavia there waiting.
Octavia:little overkill?
Shadow:overkill is the best kind of kill. Let's get the fuck out of here please
