SHADOW POV
Shadow:BLOODY FUCK!
I fell off the rafters again and answerd my phone.
Shadow:Loona I swear to fuck I will-!
Loona:it's Christmas
Shadow:what?
Loona:Christmas you know what to do
I cracked my neck.
Shadow:gimme five minutes
FIGE MINIUTES LATER!
SHADOW POV
I crashed through the ceiling of I.M.P.
Shadow:I got booze, food, a child
Gloria:hello
Shadow:oh shit sorry Gloria
I threw her back.
Gloria:WEEEEEeeee...
Shadow:alright get the cards and money! It's Poker time!
And thus Christmas poker with Loona began.
Moxxie:what's going on?
Blitzo:shush your face trap Mox...their doing their annual game of poker
Moxxie:why are they just staring at each other
Blitzo:neither of them have tells so they try to figure out who has what while getting drunk...it usually ends with the two sleeping together
Moxxie:and Verosika is okay with that?
Blitzo:how the fuck am I suppose to know-and their gone...thanks Mox I missed it now I don't know who won
WITH SHADOW AND LOONA.
Shadow:and you two are completed good with this
Loona:uh huh~
Verosika:come on~
Shadow:fuck it I am too drunk and tired to deal with this...let's get this shit over with
NARRATOR POV
Ten hours of non stop pounding. I will let the imaginations of you all roam free. This is cannon, Shadow now has two of the most lewded girls in Helluva a Boss your welcome and Meryy fuckinh Christmas.
