Zuma's jokes

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Zuma: Hey Gurls! How are ya all?

Rocky: We're doing fine.

Zuma: Hahaha!! You're a gurl!

Rocky: 🙄🙄

Zuma: You know...I'm a shy person.

Chase: Wtf

Zuma: I'm more funny than Marshall. I just don't make jokes.

Marshall: 🤨

EveIce: NOBODY IS MORE FUNNY THAN MARSHALL!!!

Zuma kicked out EveIce

Marshall: Zuma!!

Zuma: You can't dooo anything! I'm the admin of the group!

Chase: Wut?

Rocky: Oh...yeah. I made him admin yesterday.

Zuma: Now people! Listen to my jokes!

Rocky: Hm..?

Zuma: What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Skye: What?

Zuma: Roberto!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rocky: Oh my...

Chase: Help him please.

Zuma: Another one! Another one! Why do fish live in salt water?

Marshall: Because they can't live outside?

Zuma: No! Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Rubble: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

RyderSir: Hi dogs!

Chase: Dogs?

RyderSir: I mean pups. What are you doing?

Marshall: Zuma is telling some jokes.....and it's so funny...

Zuma: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

Rubble: Hm...I know! I know! Pup treats?

Zuma: Nooo...

Rubble: Pizza?

Zuma: A can't opener!

Rubble: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Zuma: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chase: I want to die...

Rocky: Same...

Zuma: See Mawshall! I'm bettew than you!

RyderSir kicked out Zuma

Rubble: Zumy!!!!

RyderSir kicked out Rubble

RyderSir: Anyone else?

(Who wants a part 2 to this chapter?)

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