Zuma's Jokes Part 2

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Zuma created a group
Zuma called the group Zuma's Jokes
Zuma added Chase, Skye, Marshall, Rubble, Rocky and EveIce

EveIce: I hate you!!

Zuma: And behind your words, you said "I love you Zuma", and I'll say "I love you too"

Marshall: Zuma!! You're just fuc*ing annoying!

Rubble: Don't say that! He's the funniest person!

Marshall: Zuma? Funny? I think I'm going to throw up.

Chase: Hey! What's up?

Zuma: What's up? Nahh! I'm on Whatsapp but not on What's up.

Rubble: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chase: I don't get it.

Rocky: I get it, but it's better if you don't get it.

Skye: Zuma...I'm sorry to say that. But your jokes are not funny at all.

Zuma: You're jealous.

Chase: Zuma!!!

Zuma: What? Skye broke up with you yesterday. Why are you still protecting her?

Skye: 🙄

Chase: Um....B-because...

Zuma: Because you love her and she hates you. Friendzone!

Skye: I don't hate him!

Rocky: Zuma, you're mean. Stop.

Zuma: I am Not!

Rubble: Jokes please Mr. Zuma.

Zuma: Suwe!

Marshall: 😑

Zuma: Why didn't the astronaut come home to his wife?

Rubble: Hum...Because, because...he ate pizzas?

Zuma: Nope! He needed his space!

Rubble: 🤣🤣🤣🤣😆 So funnyyyy!!

Chase: Kill me please.

Marshall: I'm crying.

Rocky: I'm with you guys.

EveIce: Zuma? Can you stop please?

Skye: Yes please.

Zuma: Nevew! Only if you say that I'm more clumsy and funny than Mawshall!

Marshall: It looks like you're jealous of me.

Rubble: No!! He wants to make jokes! Leave him alone! He did nothing wrong!

Zuma: Thanks my puppy

Rubble: Another one!

Zuma: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Rubble: Idk

Zuma: "Robin! Get in the car!"

Rubble: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Zuma: Who can jump higher than a house?

Rubble: Hm....I know! House!

Zuma: Pretty much anyone. (Houses can't jump.)

Rubble: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Zuma: What is Chickaletta in a kitchen?

Rocky: Nuggets...

Zuma: Yes!

Skye: Poor Chickaletta

Zuma: Skye, can I marry you?

Skye: What!!?

Zuma: The f*ck. I finished your sentence.

Marshall and Chase leaved the group

Zuma: What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

Rubble: 🤣🤣🤣

EveIve, Rocky and Skye leaved the group.

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