Zuma's Jokes Part 3

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Zuma: Hey dumb pups!

Chase:

Zuma: Oh dude...

Marshall: Guys! I need tips! Everest is in depression!

Skye: What did you do?

Marshall: Nothing!

Chase: Are you sure?

Marshall: I just yelled at her because she was snoring so loud.

Skye: Are you crazy!?

Marshall is offline

Zuma: Anyway, all of this is so sad. What about some jokes?

Rubble: YAYYY!!

Rocky: Not again...

Zuma: What is the sound.......of One Hand-clapping?

Rubble: I-I don't know....what is the sound of....

Reality:

Zuma slap Rubble, and there's a big slap sound.

Paw Patrol Members group:

Rubble: Haha!! So funny!!

Rocky: Wait, you stole this joke from Saturday Night Live!

Zuma: I'm having a collab with them.

Chase: Liar, stupid, dumb, he's name is Zuma.

Zuma: What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?

Rubble: I-I don't know...

Zuma: "Oops!"

Rubble:

Skye: I think

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Skye: I think...I'm going to....faint.

Zuma: Want to hear a joke about construction?

Rubble: I'm on the Double!

Zuma: I'm still working on it.

Rubble:

Chase: Rubble! Your pics are freaking creepy!

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Chase: Rubble! Your pics are freaking creepy!

Zuma: Skye and I often laugh about how competitive we are.

Rubble: And?

Zuma: But I laugh more.

Rubble: That's not funny scoobidoo

Zuma: How Dare You to call me scoobidoo!?

Rubble: Because you are. You look like him a lot.

Skye: I agree with my cute Rubby.

Rubble: See?

Zuma: Ugh!

Rubble: Wanna hear something? You all said I was immature and childish. But the truth is that I was pretending to be childish.

Chase: I'm really sorry Rubble, I have one thing to say.......: ....LOL

Rubble: Keep making jokes. I'm maybe younger but I'm smarter than you all!

RyderSir: Hey Friends!! It's me! Rubble!! I stole Ryder's phone! Hahaha!!

Rocky: It means that....Ryder is using Rubble's phone!

Rubble: Damn. They caught me.

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