Zuma's Jokes Part 4

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VeryFunnyMan: Yo dudes!

Chase_german: What you want?

VeryFunnyMan: Respect.

Rubble_groink: JOKES!!? Yeaaaaahh!!

EveIce: Here we go again.

VeryFunnyMan: Btw, there's something you should know.

TheRocks: What? That you're a girl?

VeryFunnyMan: I have a secret identity.

Marshall: Haha you are Batman?

VeryFunnyMan: No...I am......

Chase_german: Donald Trump. That's why I hate you.

VeryFunnyMan: I am Mario!

Skye_cockapoo: 🤣🤣🤣 You're not even Italian!

VeryFunnyMan: I'm still Mario! Now call me Mario or else...

Marshall: Or else?

VeryFunnyMan: Or else Gulag for everyone!

EveIce: Haha now you're going to tell us that you're Stalin?

VeryFunnyMan: Anyway! Ready to hear my jokes?

Chase_german: I'm ready to die.

VeryFunnyMan: What do sprinters eat before a race?

Rubble_groink: Umm...Umm...Pizza?

VeryFunnyMan: No, nothing. They fast.

Rubble_groink:

Skye_cockapoo: What the Hell!?

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Skye_cockapoo: What the Hell!?

VeryFunnyMan: What should a sick bird do?

Rubble_groink: Umm...Umm...I know! No...Um...Yeah I know! He would eat a slice of pizza!

VeryFunnyMan: No he will get tweetment.

Rubble_groink: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

VeryFunnyMan: Chase and Skye are married. And then, they divorced. What's the No. 1 cause of their divorce?

Rubble_groink: Umm...Umm...Maybe that Skye and Chase fought for a slice of pizza?

VeryFunnyMan: No, the main cause of their divorce was their marriage.

Skye_cockapoo: Phew! That will never happen anyway.

Chase_german: W-what? You don't want us to get married?

Skye_cockapoo: No...I mean we will never going to divorce.

Chase_german: You...are lying! You don't love me! 😢

Skye_cockapoo: No Chasey, it's not what you think...

Chase_german: Don't Call me Chasey!

Chase_german left the group

Skye_cockapoo: Be right back.

Skye_cockapoo left the group

VeryFunnyMan: Everest's boyfriend asked her to play doctor. What happens next?

Marshall: Zuma...if you're trying to make me and Everest break up...I swear...I'll kill you.

Rubble_groink: Because....Pizza?

VeryFunnyMan: No...Everest kept him waiting outside the bedroom door for an hour.

Marshall: I knew it Everest! You don't like me!

EveIce: What!? No! It's you who hate me!

Marshall: LIAR!!

Marshall and EveIve leaved the group

TheRocks: I think it's enough Zuma. Skase and Evershall broke, what else you want?

VeryFunnyMan: Skuma....MOUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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