Tony
So.... Emma.. When we gonna meet?
Emma
So.... Tony.. When you gonna remove the stick from your ass?
Rhodey
Shiiiiit
Steve
Language! But, also, shiiiiit!
Emma
*cough* hypocrite *cough*
Emma
So... where are the others?
Tony
On a mission.
Emma
What about Peter?
Emma
We all know he's your son
Emma
So you didn't let him go on the mission
Emma
So where is he
Tony
Nowhere
Rhodey
Grounded
Emma
What did the Spider-Baby do this time
Tony
Nothing
Rhodey
He played 34+35 by Ariana Grande in his lab
Emma
I would've done the same
Tony
Ground him?
Tony
Yeah, I did.
Emma
No, played the song just to annoy you
Emma
Do you even know the hidden message in the title?
Tony
What hidden message?
Steve
Yeah, and what is this song?
Steve
Tony doesn't like it, so I'll have to like it
Rhodey
No, no, no.
Rhodey
We are not plaguing him with that song.
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Texting THE Avengers
FanfictionEmma Sauger is just an ordinary girl. Well, if ordinary could be considered being a supreme hacker, and know-it-all when it comes to the Avengers. But besides that, she's painstakingly ordinary. That is, until Tony Stark calls her asking for pizza...
