Monday 12:56 AM
Emma
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
Emma
I'M GOING TO KILL THEM FOR THIS
Emma
THEY'LL WISH THEY HAD NEVER BEEN BORN
Emma
NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF TORTURE WILL HAVE BEEN TORTURED WITH THE TORTURE I'LL TORTURE THEM WITH
Emma
AND THEN
Emma
THEN I'LL HAVE GOTTEN PAYBACK
Emma
AND WHEN THEY FINALLY APOLOGIZE
Emma
THEY'LL HAVE NO TONGUE!
Monday 8:49 AM
Tony
What the hell?
Rhodey
Do we need to call the cops?
Monday 2:18 PM
Rhodey
Are you okay, kid?
Natasha
She's a big girl, she can kill them herself
Rhodey
Why isn't she replying, then?
Natasha
Did you forget the whole torture thing?
Natasha
She's obviously busy
Rhodey
You realize that's illegal, right?
Natasha
Not if she doesn't get caught
Tony
And you call me a bad influence
Rhodey
You are a bad influence. Both of you.
Clint
So, how long do you think the torture will take?
Yesterday 9:11 AM
Clint
She seems to be taking long with the torture.
Natasha
She must be having fun
Clint
How about we locate her and help
Natasha
Nah, let's find our own victim
Clint
How bout Tony
Natasha
Sure
Tony
...
Tony
I'm gonna run
Natasha
Sure!
Clint
It makes it even more fun
Rhodey
Can I join yall
Clint
Sure, why?
Rhodey
I'm not the torture type, but I'd love to join.
Natasha
It's Tony, after all
Rhodey
Yeah
Yesterday 7:43 PM
Peter
Should we be concerned
Natasha
I'm a little busy, Peter
Peter
No, I was asking Steve
Steve
I don't know. Bucky?
Bucky
I'm sure she's just busy
Steve
Busy enough to not check her phone?
Steve
She's a teenager. They're attached to these things.
Bucky
Hmmmm maybe if she doesn't reply tomorrow
Steve
Okay
Peter
Sure
Natasha
I'M BUSY
Clint
YEAH
Rhodey
SAME
Today 12:17 PM
Emma
Hey guys
Emma
I'm back
Natasha
Who'd you torture
Emma
None of your business
Natasha
At least tell me what they did
Emma
They ate my doritos
Emma
End of their story.
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Texting THE Avengers
FanfictionEmma Sauger is just an ordinary girl. Well, if ordinary could be considered being a supreme hacker, and know-it-all when it comes to the Avengers. But besides that, she's painstakingly ordinary. That is, until Tony Stark calls her asking for pizza...
