𝕮𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖑 𝕾𝖚𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖗

Nice seeing you

"You ready or what?" Johnny asked, I was at his apartment with Miguel 

"This is ridiculous," Miguel said looking at the harness he was in

"What's ridiculous about it?" Johnny asked 

"I look like a giant baby," Miguel told him making me giggle  

"The way you're winning and not walking you might as well be a baby" Johnny retorted

"Isn't there a more badass way we can do this" Miguel sighed 

"This is badass, I assure you," I told him sarcastically 

"Your legs are pussies, now are you ready to stand?" Johnny yelled 

"Yes," Miguel groaned, Johnny let go of the harness and Miguel fell to the ground I don't know why I almost laughed, we took a five-minute break after Johnny told him it was a better fall 

"You know uh, mom's been talking about you a lot recently" Miguel announced scooting himself up against the sofa 

"Oh yeah," Johnny said 

"She says thank you for taking me to that concert," Miguel told him 

"Did she say anything else" Johnny wondered, I sniggered and gave Johnny a very knowing look which he returned with a death glare Miguel shook his head no 

"Are you writing a novel" I laughed pointing at the very long message on Johnny's computer 

"No, it's a Facebook message" he responded

"To who?" Miguel asked shocked 

"Ali" Johnny told us and we both looked up 

"Ali? like the Ali?" I said, "this is huge unless you like someone else if you know what I mean, and uh you're not going to send this right?" Johnny frowned "You can not send this back me up Miguel"

Johnny sighed "why not?"

"Because it's like 80 pages and in all caps," Miguel told him 

"I have thirty-five years of stuff to say"

"Yeah shorter messages are better, this looks desperate and a little creepy sending her this would be like if you liked all of her photos" I laughed and Johnny gave me a scared look 

"Oh no" Miguel whispered "Oh no" 

"What the hell man" Johnny groaned "I enjoyed the photos and there's a button for exactly that why would I not click on it"

"Because she can see that" I cried 

"But look, she put a little smiley face with little red cheeks what does that mean? she's getting hot? she's feeling hot?" Johnny asked, I sat down next to Miguel and hid my face in his shoulder laughing 

"It's just a smiley face," Miguel told him wrapping his arms around me "ok she wants to know what you're up to, good this is good we can salvage this, let's just make you a kick-ass profile do you have any photos?" 

Johnny nodded "Photos? yeah don't move" he started laughing "don't move" Miguel rolled his eyes Johnny came back and handed us a box of photos, as soon as I saw them I burst into a fit of laughter again 

"Do you have any photos where you are wearing a shirt?" Miguel asked 

"Yes" Johnny picked one out and I started laughing again, it was barely a shit it had been ripped halfway

"You know we're probably better off just going with some new photos" I suggested 

"Like the present day?" Johnny asked and I nodded "I'm not sure I want you to grease me up, baby oil gets on everything"