Hanaconda (Request)

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Here ya go RJblitz99

Reshi: So RJ, up for another round of Karaoke?

RJ: Sure thing! I'll start

Birthed by blade
In the shade
A predator that's far beyond ya'

Both: Fear the wrath of handaconda!

Reshi: You can stop the Cobra
Here to grab and throw ya
Once you've fallen to the fist
No one will believe that you even existed!

RJ: Trust in me, it's suppertime
You know you're chow when you hear my rhyme
Can't have a witness to the crime
King Olly won't want you alive!

Reshi: You ain't sleeping safe and sound
When the shadow snake's around
Slip into a silent slumber
Time to say "buona notte" plumber

Both: Sneaky, snaky slithering
To hail the origami king!

RJ: Coiled to strike, ready to wring
Try to resist and feel the sting!

Reshi: Handaconda don't want none
Though you got the buns to stand not run!

Zekrom: Oh, my, gosh!
Look at that hand!

RJ: Little in the middle, but I got much hand
Gonna smack you across the land
Despite the hissing of the crowd
Handaconda's going to take you down

Reshi: Mario's the latest victim
Of my ro-sham-boa constriction!

The Koopa Troop just got their eviction
Prepare for my finger's malediction!

Zekrom: Rock!

Paper!

Scissors!

RJ: Cut from darkness
A serpent heartless
You'll cry for your mama
When you see the black mamba

Reshi: Watch the battle escalate
As the plumber suffocates
Call me "wrap guy"
'Cause I've "wrapped" up your ally!

RJ: Trust in me to bring your doom
Before you enter the boss's room
The castle gonna be your tomb
Origami shall consume!

Reshi: Best to die with dignity
My master can be finicky
Let the mist cloud up your eyes
As you meet with your demise!

Both: Comin' from the Amazon
To squeeze you 'til your breath is gone!

Drag you back, make you a pawn
Thus arrives King Olly's denouement!

Handaconda don't want none
So why not have a little fun?

Zekrom: Oh, my, gosh!
Look at that hand!

RJ: Little in the middle, but I got much palm
Smashing you into the wall
Got you in my sight, gonna hold you tight
Until you've got no will to fight!

Reshi: Mario's the latest victim
Of my ro-sham-boa constriction!
The Koopa Troop just got their eviction
Prepare for my fingers' malediction!

Zekrom:

ROCK!

PAPER!

SCISSORS!

Kyurem ends the song by making a hissing sound.

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