So I found a new creepy series I've come to enjoy. It's basically a bit of Local 58 mixed with SCP. So I was thinking, what happens when some legendaries steal some cursed tapes and watch them?
Tons and tons of freaking out
Zekrom: Look at all these tapes i found
Reshi: "will you please stop stealing tapes from that shut down video store."
Zekrom: They tore that place down long ago. No I obtained these from some creepy dude in the back alley claiming to have stolen them.
Reshi glares at her opposite.
Zekrom: Oh come on.... They're supposed to be haunted.
Reshi pipes up with interest.
Reshi: Fine but return them when we've watched them.
Mr. Know it all's gameshow spectacular
"This is just one of those cheap game shows, look at the awful budget.
ZK: This is boring....
Wait....
I understand?
Da frick?
"Shut up"
-skip to the weird stuff-
ZK: Act of eating one's kind?
*everything goes to crap*
"The fallen one?!"
"Oh heck no Satan. We won't join you. Go pester Giratina with that crap!"
*it ends*
Reshi and Zek stare at each other dumbfounded.
PegaSys Neural Network
"This is straight out of a sci fi movie."
Zek: *notices the screen turn red* "Wait.... woah! Go back!"
*he pauses it*
Zek: "scared Gateway? Hive mind? No thanks, I don't want to lose my individuality Kyurem!"
He glares at the sleeping Husk.
EAS Alert
Reshi: Damnit Kyogre! What has RayRay said about creating storms on land again?
Tau Omircon Xi Initiation Tape
Zekrom: What is this? Some cult indoctrination video?
Reshi: It's a Sorority video you scalehead!
—-
Reshi: What the hell are you doing?
Zekrom: Following the video's instructions to make that Elixir.
Reshi: You're gonna make yourself sick from that crap.
Zekrom: *Drops some of his blood into the concoction* well I guess I'll substitute the last thing with Sacred Ash.
And done.....
Reshi: Zekrom no!
Zek: Too late.
He drops onto the floor
—-
Zek: Ugh my head....
Ralof: Hey you, your finally awake.
Zekrom screams
Madame Clarie
Black Kyurem: What up Reshi?
Reshi: Why are you fused with Zekrom?
Kyurem: He wouldn't stop screaming about Dragonborns and whatever the hell Skyrim is.
What the Arceus is this? Visions of the Future?
And why is there a bunch of mythical creatures in this? Pfff it looks like Ragnrok or whatever they call it.
Reshi: What about bacteria? Ever heard the saying Life Finds a Way you dumb quack, you're not a Xatu.
Kyurem: What the? Why do you look like something out of Fnaf now.
Ad Council
Reshi: What kind of parasite is that? You can't stop it from striking, have you morons ever heard of surgery? Just cut the thing out and I'm sure you can just remove the arms.
Kyurem: Why is that dude's skin covered in rootlike growths.
Reshi: It's a parasite Kyurem! If that thing ever infects me it wouldn't last a second.
Kyurem: You know you just freeze the growths right?
Earthquake Safety Real
Reshi: It's frikken Tremors all over again
