Darington: What are your three best qualities?
Speedrick: I'm hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends
Crusher: *rolls eyes* First of all, you are NOT hot
Speedrick: Hey!
Watts: *groans* Second, I've brushed your hair before, and it is NOT soft
Speedrick: HEY!
Pickle: Third *facepalms* you don't even have friends
Speedrick: HEY!!!
