Hot Knife

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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

Starla: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife

Watts: Starship, what the actual fuck?

Crusher: @Starla It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful

Stripes: If you want information it is

Darington: Why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

Blaze: @Crusher How do you even KNOW that?!?!?!

Crusher: There was that one time with me and Pickle in the kitchen

Pickle: I SAID SORRY! PLEASE STOP BRINGING THAT UP!

Crusher: @Pickle I BRING IT UP BECAUSE I WAS SO DISAPPOINTED WHEN I DIDN'T BLEED! DX

Zeg: Zeg just want toast now...

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