Baking Cookies

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Darington: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute

Blaze: No, that's not how you make cookies

Pickle: FLOOR IT!!

Darington: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

Pickle: YOU'RE GONNA BURN MY HOUSE DOWN---!

Darington: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Crusher: DO IT!

Blaze: NO!!!

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