Speedrick: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Darington: *facepalms* Neither. Because it's twelve
Darington: Learn how to add, bitch!
BATMM Quotes and Other Stuff 2
Table of contents-
Comparison
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Broken Heart
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Failed Flirting
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Not So Over Him
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Wake Me Up
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Introducing Watts
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Asian Racism
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Call 911!
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"Get Better Soon" Card
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(Possible) Aftermath
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No More Cats!
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Not Funny
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Speedrick's People
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Pickle Understands
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What's Going On?
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Darry, NO!
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Adding Violently
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Missing Something
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Kiss Marry Kill
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Dinosaur
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Do NOT
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First Time Difficulty
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Smarter, Huh?
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Goodnight
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Best Qualities
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Just Take The Compliment
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Fact
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Do We Have To?
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When Speedrick 'Accidentally' Insults Zeg
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Volts
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Speedrick Hate Rant
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Better Than Speedrick
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Lmao XD
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Starla, The Wingwoman
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Sharpest Memory
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Threats
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What Time Is It?
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Best Advice Ever
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A Perfect Cinnamon Scone
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A Blazington Confession
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Knives
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How Stripes Censors
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Light Of His Life
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Risky Dare
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Sneaking Out
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Get Out, Speedrick
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Losing Pickle
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One Name Says It All
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Insta Change Of Mood
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Blanket
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When Crickle Fight...
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Desperation
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When?
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Their Friendship In Stripes's POV
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Learn How To Add!
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Such A Good Time
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Better Start Running
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Redbull
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"Your Child Was In A Fight" Reactions
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Grounded
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Amphetamines
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Another Insta Mood Change
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Instructions
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They Weren't Wrong
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Human Skull
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What Steps Would You Take?
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Dumbass
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Pickle's Password
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Dark White
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Emergency Supply
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Baking Cookies
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Finding Pickle
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Perspective
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Where The Devil?
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Worst One
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Spooky
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Help
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What Love Can Do
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Friendly Note
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Blaze and Crusher Switch Personalities
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Who Would You Shoot?
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Hugs
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Turtles
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Do You Cook?
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Not Allowed
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Ideas and Lawsuits
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Reverse! Speedrick AU
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Assassin! Pickle AU
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The Three Ways
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Married My Other Best Friend
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More Trackers
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Being Tall
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Can You Move?
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Code Names
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Who Would You Punch?
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A Real Handful
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What Kind Of Advice Is That?
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When Speedrick Comes Over...
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Enough Monopoly
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Giving Darry Advice
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Like Robots
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The Statue
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I Let You Keep Darry
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Another Loose Cannon
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It Was Speedrick
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How Crickle Started
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ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT IS NOT FINE!
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Up To The Gods
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A Mix Of Both
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Full Name And Flat Tone
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Handsome
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Strangers AU
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Another Reverse! Speedrick AU
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Late Night Grocery Run
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Anxiety Express
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Fortune Cookies
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Really Aggressive
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Got Him Tracked
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Handcuffs
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Reason I Wake Up Every Morning
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Number
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It Back
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New HC: Stripes Is Pan
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Darry Meeting Sparkle
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You'll Get Used To It
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Taking Out The Trash
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Any And Either
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Actually Bi
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Another Average Hangout
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Hot Knife
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Accurate Enough
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Another Truth Or Dare
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Crunchy
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Roommates AU
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Both On A Good Day
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Literal Salt
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Another Assassin! Pickle AU
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Which Is Stronger
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Garbage Day
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What is Speedrick Planning?
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When I Was Young
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Tighten The Knot
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Assassination Plan Had Gone Wrong
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Squad Sleepover
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A Better Updog
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Years Of Practice
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Movie
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Watts, The Other Wingwoman
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Self Defense
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Straight From The Container
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Hate
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Darry and Stripes Dynamic
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Die Free Or Die Trying
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Fake Blood
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Crusher Dies AU
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Parents! Crickle AU
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Vinegar
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Who Burned The Monster Dome Again?
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Clouds
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In Planning Speedrick's Murder
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Issues
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Another Squad Group Chat
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Don't Care
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Third Assassin! Pickle AU
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Magic
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What We Need
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Give Me A Tire
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Call 911!
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Eerie Smile
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Exes AU
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Criminals! AU
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Hide And Seek
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Blazington Parents AU
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Top Of His Head
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High School AU
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The Gang's Thoughts On Stabbing
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Rainbows
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What Will Pickle Eat?
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Sleeping Or Dead?
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Wrong Result
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Fourth Assassin! Pickle AU
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Sad
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More Assassin! Pickle w/ Assasin! Speedrick AU
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Knife Fight
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Darry Cooking
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Not Good
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For A Dollar
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Only Three Facts
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Yandere! Pickle AU
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Bitch
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Fsh
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Petty
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Dinner
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Jumping Off A Cliff
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When
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Stranger Danger
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Always Careful
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Not Myself
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Peer Pressure
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Orphans
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