Exes AU

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Darington: I never said I was gonna get back together with Blaze

Darington: But I was thinking, he's in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call?

Crusher: No. No, Darry, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing

Darington: Fourth?

Stripes: Yeah, Number one; a super volcano. Number two; an asteroid hits the Earth

Crusher: Number three; All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four; You call Blaze

Stripes: Number five: Speedrick gets eaten by a shark

Speedrick: Why am I number five...?

Crusher: Your death's not exactly the worst thing, but seeing you alive might just piss off Pickle, so yeah, there's that

Speedrick: HEY!

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