Literal Salt

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Speedrick: *holding a salt packet* It's just a little sodium chloride

Blaze, already tired: Actually Speedrick, it's salt

Speedrick: That's what I said, sodium chloride

Blaze: *groans* Uh Speedrick, that would be salt

Blaze: *takes salt packer from Speedrick* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency

Blaze: So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong

Blaze: Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit

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