Criminals! AU

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Crusher: Hey, I say we go down there, kick Blaze's door in, and let him know that we're in town

Starla: That ain't the way we do things here

Darington: Yeah, we may have to go in there and run a con, drop a bug, do the smooth talking

Crusher: Okay, you come with me, you do the smooth talking, let's go

Darington: I don't do smooth talk!

Starla: And no, we just can't go in there and kick down Blaze's door. We need a plan

Crusher: Well who makes the plans?

Pickle: Stripes

Crusher: *turns to him* Okay, Stripes, what's the plan?

Stripes: You guys are gonna go down there, kick Blaze's door in, let him know you're in town

Starla: But...?

Pickle: Welp, let's go

Darington: And that's what we get for voting Stripes as our crime lord

Crusher: On the bright side, if we all get arrested, he gets the most charges

Stripes: H E Y!

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