Darington: *holding a vile of black liquid* Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses
Pickle: *pointing to the knife on the table* This knife is actually my magic wand!
Stripes: *takes out knife* Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel
Pickle: *cocks gun* Magic missile
Speedrick: What the fuck is wrong with you people?!
Darington: *raises eyebrow* Do you really wanna know?
