Another Squad Group Chat

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Darington: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Starla: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents

Darington: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Stripes: Actually I did the math, Starla would have $225, not $0.15

Starla: Fellas, I'm right here....

Pickle: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Darington: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Pickle: Sorry I only have a dollar

Darington: :(

Stripes: Hey I just realized Crusher's right, Starla would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Pickle: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Watts: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Crusher: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice

Zeg: Apply juice to what

Stripes: Directly to the forehead

Blaze: Great chat everyone

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