Crusher: You're a lying piece of shit!
Pickle: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Crusher: *stands up* I'm leaving and I'm taking the coffee maker with me!
Pickle: GO AHEAD! BE THAT WAY, YOU FUCKING ASS HOLE!
Darington, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today