Your palms are sweaty
Knees weak
Arms heavy
There's vomit on your sweater already
Mom's spaghetti
(Lmao in sorry I typed the first line and had to continue 💁)
You look down the isle and see Elmo
You link arms with count dracula and begin to walk everything was in slow motion and you were alone with your thoughts
'this is what I want...this is who I love...and he loves me...UGH y/n stop second guessing everything. I can't wait to be married to Elmo... Once we're married everything will me way easier-'
Your thoughts are cut off by locking eyes with big bird
You feel calm
You feel relieved
And all that broke once you got all the way down the isle
"Y/n...wow" Elmo stares in awe
"Heh... you look pretty well yourself"
"I'm giving her away...Elmo i know you'll make her happy" said count dracula
He leans in close to his ear
"But if you hurt her your days are numbered" he turns around and sits in ten front row
Elmo shudders then grabs your hands
Bob Ross starts the ceremony
He talks about everything but your mind wanders
And you zone out
"TIME FOR THE VOWS"
you snap back and pull out a slip of paper to read to Elmo
"I can't wait to spend the rest of our lives together" you say and the whole crowd awess
Then Elmo proceeds to speak
"Ahem..a little lame...now my turn!"
"Kitten, you make daddy the happiest person alive" he makes a F-boy face "and I know you couldn't live without me. You make me nyaaaaa my pain away and UWU the love in" he then starts to bark at you rapidly. Startled you jump back. "And I know my kitten will always be obedient and Submit to me"
Another awe roars throughout the crowd
"Heh" you let out an awkward laugh
"Now may all you little happy trees calm down" the crowd quiets down
"Now Elmo dungoff...will you become y/n's awfully wedded husband?"
"I do"
"And do you Y/N L/N become elmo's awfully wedded wife?"
"I...I..."
"I do"
YOU ARE READING
A Different Love //Mafia Elmo x reader
Fanfictionwhen you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird st...
