when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird st...
Your sitting at home in your small but cozy studio apartment when all the sudden you hear a knock at the door. You go over to open the door. And what do ya know its your favorite homosexual couple. "Bert! Ernie!... W-what are you doing here? " "Elmo sent us y/n" Bert says in his usual monotone voice "F-for what?" You ask "For the sesame ball!" Ernie says in an opposite tone than Bert "The sesame ball?" You stop and think for a second "I don't know what that is" You say to the homosexuals "Well if you let us come in we can tell you all about it" Bert said In an Annoyed tone "Oh... OH- I'M SORRY please come in" You panicked They walk in and sit on your small couch. You you see Ernie and Bert have an expensive taste. "You have quite the small home y/n" Bert says "Well i-" You begin but are interrupted "Well I think its homie" Ernie says "Thank you Ernie" You say You fix them tea and cookies then sit down "The sesame ball is... Well a ball... I don't know why you needed us to tell you it's literally in the name. Well anyone were sent here to get you ready" Bert answered your question "But we would I need help?" You ask "Have you seen yoursel-" Bert starts but Ernie covers his mouth with his hand. "You have an interesting fashion y/n but... You need a bit of help" Ernie says Bert claps and a whole crew of people rush into your small apartment with racks of clothes, sewing kits, and makeup boxes "I-" "YOU GET HER IN THE CHAIR! YOU GET THE CURLING IRON HOT AND READY! YOU FIND WHAT COLORS CLASS WITH HER SKIN!" Bert barks orders at everyone but you get startled when two Muppets wisk you away to a makeup chair. Your immediately attacked with people who have makeup brushes and you feel more people tugging on your hair. You feel brushes on your face, a curling iron burns the back of your head, you feel someone measuring your feet. "EVERYONE BACK UP" you hear Bert yell. Everyone immediately backs up. "Come up here darling" You cautiously get out of the chair. Every one is still and quiet... The opposite of just 5 seconds ago. You very gingerly walk over to Ernie. "CHOP CHOP THE BALL IS IN AN HOUR LETS GO!" The chaos starts again and you are hit with a wave of different people taking different measurements of your body and once they finished your jerked back into the makeup chair and get attacked with multiple brushes. They put on a hair cap and push you into the kitchen portion of your super small apartment. You see they've turned it into their own sewing lab. 4 people come after you taking off your clothes and putting on various dresses and taking them off. As the team is about to take off this next dress Ernie shouts "WAIT... THIS ONE... IT'S PERFECT!"
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Everyone backs away and peace is again. "What do you think y/n?" Ernie asks You walk out of your kitchen and into the living room which takes 0.3 seconds. You look into your full body mirror. It's so quiet you could hear a pin drop. Every one seems so excited to hear your opinion. You pull off the hair cap and let your curls bonce down. You look side to side to see your makeup. "I... " You see smiles appear across everyones faces. "...I hate it" Everyone's smile drops (Everyone in the room rn:👁👄👁) "JUST KIDDING I FREAKING LOVE IT" Everyone cheers. "OKAY PACK IT UP!" Bert yells In 0.6 seconds everything is packed up and everyone is out the door. You here sniffling. You turn around and see Bert patting Ernie's back, both of them are crying. "Oh Ernie...Bert what's wrong?" You ask "It's just... It's just... You don't look like an ugly rat anymore" Bert says through Sniffles. (You rn:👁👄👁) "I told Elmo it would take a miracle to fix you... I was wrong... All you needed was a lot of concealer and eye liner" Ernie said practically sobbing. "Awe you guys" You hear a honk outside your window. You majestically trot to your window. You can't help it you feel like a princess. You look outside to see a limo waiting for you. "Well it's time for you to go hunny" Ernie says. "One second!" Bert yells. He motions for you to bend down and you do so. He places a tiara on your head. Now you really feel like a princess. "Go now" Bert says with a singular tear running down his right cheek at a 78° angle heading south to his neck. You running out the door dramatically. You can't help it. You feel like a princess.
Heyyyyy. I know this is a long chapter but I hope you enjoyed it. Thank you so much for reading! Love you ❤
