𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭 || post endgame

LOKI'D

SCOTT LANG: hey, how's everyone doin.

Peter Parker Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers changed SCOTT LANG's nickname to 'Orange Slices'

Orange Slices: hw- what

Peter Parker Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers: we are giving everyone nicknames

Orange Slices: okay...but does anyone actually have orange slices? I'm hungry

Legolas: check the fridge

Point Break: but do not eat my yummy brown drink!

Orange Slices: w-what who is this? And what drink

Legolas: Point Break is Thor, and I think he's talking about coffee. Also, I'm Clint.

Point Break: ah, yes the midgardian term. Coffee, hmm

Orange Slices: yea ok I won't drink it.

African Disney Princess: Peter, we need to nickname Vision.

Peter Parker Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers: oh yea. How about Stone Wielder

African Disney Princess: thats kind of boring...and Thanos wielded the stones...and Bruce...and Tony

Point Break: DONT SAY HIS NAME

African Disney Princess: Thor, you really need to chill out. It's okay that you failed to kill Th-....purple grape, but we saved everyone so it doesn't matter. Nobody thinks it's your fault.

Point Break: he still haunts me...in my dreams... his head on the ground...his body over there...that purple chin and giant fist...

Peter Parker Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers: ahem. Mmm. To get help with PTSD, go with Cold Recruit or Tony Stank to therapy.

Point Break: PTSD? What does that mean?

African Disney Princess: post traumatic stress disorder.

Peter Parker Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers: dang you type fast.

African Disney Princess: i type at 105 words per second.

Peter Parker Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers: wow

Point Break: disorder? I-I don't have any disorder, I'm a god.

African Disney Princess: shrug. You obviously got some stress over a traumatic event that happened in the past, and that is not a common issue for most people, so some would consider that a disorder.

Point Break: whatever. At least Loki is still here. I don't know if i can take it if he dies again

Orange Slices: aha! We do have oranges

Orange Slices: AHHHH WHAT THE HELL

African Disney Princess: whaT?

Orange Slices: LOKI JUST APPEARED IN MY HAND AND THE ORANGES THAT I HAD DISAPPEARED- AND I FELL TO THE GROUND BECAUSE HIS WHOLE WEIGHT WAS ON MY HAND AND NOW THERES NO ORANGE SLICES

Peter Parker Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers: 😂 😂

African Disney Princess: 😆 

Reindeer: LOKI'D hehehehehehe

Orange Slices: now there's no orange slices 😢

King YO'MAMA: get this man some orange slices!

Point Break: brother, why do you torment the midgardians? It's one thing to transform yourself into a snake and try to kill me, but to give false hope to an innocent man and then trick him into believing that he was going to receive what he wanted? Tragic

Reindeer: brother, why do you torment me every day with your existence

Peter Parker Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers: 👀 oop-

African Disney Princess: talk about family issues

Point Break: he's adopted.

Reindeer: still family tho-

Point Break: ...

Reindeer: right...?

Peter Parker Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers: it's getting toasty in here

Point Break: of course

Reindeer: 👁👄👁

Point Break: of course

Reindeer: 😑

Point Break: of course 😁

Peter Parker Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers changed Vision's nickname to
'20/20 Vision'

African Disney Princess: hmmm...could be better, but I'll take it.

Capsicle: you guys are still doing that?

Peter Parker Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers: like we said

African Disney Princess: we will never stop 🤚😈