CAROL DANVERS has entered the chat.
SAM WILSON: Hey Danvers, are you ever going to marry a nice man, like someone like Bucky?
CAROL DANVERS: which one is it, Wilson?
CAROL DANVERS: Marry a nice man or someone like Bucky?
BUCKY BARNES: Ouch..
PETER PARKER: that hurts
TONY STARK: shes right 🤷♂️
STEVE ROGERS: excuse me?
TONY STARK: hey, no negativity from me
STEVE ROGERS: 😑
BUCKY BARNES: Danvers, if you were my wife, I'd put poison in your coffee
STEVE ROGERS: Bucky..
CAROL DANVERS: If I was your wife, I'd drink it ;)
PETER PARKER: oof- I-
BUCKY BARNES: 😁
CAROL DANVERS: 😘
CAROL DANVERS: anyway, I'm here because I'm looking for a..Peter Parker
PETER PARKER: that would be me
CAROL DANVERS: yea, Fury is complaining about you...avoiding his calls? Might want to fix that
PETER PARKER: 🤭
TONY STARK: what? You ghosted Nick Fury?!
PETER PARKER: that's exactly what Happy said-
TONY STARK: you can't ghost Nick Fury
PETER PARKER: I know I'm just too scared to answer
TONY STARK: what is he thinking- why is he even calling you in the first place smh. Putting you through such trauma...I'm calling him
PETER PARKER: no Mr Stark you really don't have to-
THOR: HELLO, CAROL DANVERS, MIDGUARDIAN. I AM THOR, SON OF ODIN
CAROL DANVERS: midguardian? You mean planet C-53?
PETER PARKER: C-53?
THOR: SURE, WHATEVER YOU EARTHLINGS CALL IT. AND HELLO THERE LITTLE PETER, SON OF STARK
PETER PARKER: oh, I'm not actually Mr. Stark's son-
TONY STARK: YES HE IS. He is my son.
THOR: I WAS RIGHT!
PETER PARKER: I- ok- sure
TONY STARK: problem?
PETER PARKER: no, no problem, sir
TONY STARK: dad*
PETER PARKER: what?
TONY STARK: call me dad
PETER PARKER: oh- okay
PETER PARKER: dad.
TONY STARK: 😃
THOR: YAAAAY
TONY STARK: do you need help, Thor? What's with the uh..caps?
THOR: CAP? LIKE CAPTAIN?
TONY STARK: no, the capital letters. Caps lock
THOR: OH THATS WHAT THAT MEANT.
THOR: there we go
PETER PARKER: I guess Mr Rogers is not the only one who needs help with electronics
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Fanfiction𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐅.. Tony Stark survived the snap? 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐅.. everyone got a happy ending? 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐅.. all the Avengers ASSemble in a group chat? 𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠... [COMPLETED] #1 in avengers #1 in Antman...
