PETER PARKER: guys do you want to watch TV on our phones?
STEVE ROGERS: how does that work?
PETER PARKER: there's this app you download called VidBingeWatch where you can video call with anyone and watch tv together on your phone
TONY STARK: aight lets do it
STEVE ROGERS: I have to download something? Is it safe?
PETER PARKER: yes it's safe. And before you ask, go to the App Store
STEVE ROGERS: Tony, is it safe?
PETER PARKER: yOu doNt TruSt mE?!
TONY STARK: it's safe, cap
STEVE ROGERS: k
PETER PARKER: 😤
TONY STARK: alright, everyone connected?
THOR: yea
NATASHA ROMANOFF: yes
SHURI: ready to go
STEVE: Yep
PETER PARKER: ok what channel should we go to
SHURI: idk
PETER PARKER: I'll test them out, see what's on
(TV: Hi, my name is Cami and I'm a mother of two and a half girls, and I've created...)
PETER PARKER: two and a HALF..?
LOKI: what?
PETER PARKER: you have half a daughter?!
TONY STARK: 🙄
PETER PARKER: OH NO, NO SHE MEANS SHES PREGNANT 😂 😂
SHURI: 😂 😆
PETER PARKER: I thought... 😂 😝 I wasn't paying attention I just heard that she's got two and a half children 🤣 😆
STEVE ROGERS: 😐
PETER PARKER: I was like, WHAT? WHERES THE OTHER HALF OF YOUR DAUGHTER?!
STEVE ROGERS: oh my gosh 🤦♂️
PETER PARKER: ok, no she's pregnant I get it. She's pregnant with one ok
TONY STARK: yes, peter...
PETER PARKER: okay guys. I asked my teacher why girls can't wear ripped jeans in school
JAMES RHODES: I don't like where this is going
PETER PARKER: and she said: because it's sexually distracting to students. HMMM?
PETER PARKER: WHO THE HECK IS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO LITERAL KNEE CAPS?! LMAO. WHO?
THOR: 😂
PETER PARKER: like who do you know goes: DANG BABY LOOK AT THOSE CUTE KNEE CAPS 😆 🤣
JAMES RHODES: PFFT 😂
STEVE ROGERS: 😂 🤦♂️
SHURI: wait, Loki, how old are you
LOKI: 1,054
SHURI: ReALLy?! That old?! Huh!
PETER PARKER: 🤣
SHURI: and you're not married yet?! 😂
PETER PARKER: PFFFAAHAAHAHAHA
SHURI: HoW?! how are you not married yet!
LOKI: 😑
PETER PARKER: you just haven't found the right one, right?
SHURI: or they haven't found you 😂 😂
LOKI: shut up
SHURI: 🤣 😆
LOKI: you really can't think of one thing you like about me, can you
SHURI: I like when you're sad 🥺
PETER PARKER: BAHAHAHAHA
PETER PARKER: HEY! LOKI JUST DESTROYED MY JUICEBOX!
LOKI: sorry heh heh I smashed the wrong thing
PETER PARKER: NO! 1,054 YEARS AGO, YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING!
TONY STARK: PETER PARKER!
STEVE ROGERS: LANGUAGE, KID!
SAM WILSON: I told you he gets cranky without his juicebox..
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Fanfiction𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐅.. Tony Stark survived the snap? 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐅.. everyone got a happy ending? 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐅.. all the Avengers ASSemble in a group chat? 𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠... [COMPLETED] #1 in avengers #1 in Antman...