𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭 || post endgame

Captain Ameowrica

TONY STARK: PETER YOUR CAT IS HERE GO GET IT

PETER PARKER: YAAY

PETER PARKER: wait why is my name normal

TONY STARK: I changed all our nicknames back to their original ones

BUCKY BARNES: thank goodness

BUCKY BARNES added SAM WILSON to the conversation

SAM WILSON: what is it

BUCKY BARNES: our nicknames are back to normal

SAM WILSON: about time

PETER PARKER: MR STARK YOU GOT ME TWO CATS?!?

TONY STARK: yea, I thought the kitten could be for Capsicle cause he seems like he needs someone to cuddle with.

STEVE ROGERS: excuse me?

PETER PARKER: look, it's adorable

TONY STARK: its?

PETER PARKER: I don't know if it's a girl or boy

TONY STARK: just...look

STEVE ROGERS: Tony!

TONY STARK: shes a girl

PETER PARKER: we need to name her too! Nala and....

STEVE ROGERS: snowball

PETER PARKER: YES

TONY STARK: weak

PETER PARKER: come here, Mr. Rogers and meet snowball

STEVE ROGERS: Alright

TONY STARK: i did good didn't I

NATASHA ROMANOFF: 🙄

HOPE VAN DYNE: I finally found my phone. And..there's 3000 messages. When Scott said you guys talked a lot...I didn't think you talked that much.

SCOTT LANG: where was it

HOPE VAN DYNE: shrunk to ant size and was in a jumble of Hank's lab work.

SCOTT LANG: Hope, have you met Cap yet?

HOPE VAN DYNE: other than quick mid-battle chat, no.

SCOTT LANG: oh you should come visit the compound and see him. He's great 😃

HOPE VAN DYNE: Mmm. Okay. Yeah, uh why am I in this chat? I'm not really an Avenger.

SCOTT LANG: Stark just wanted everyone from the big fight to be able to contact each other.

HOPE VAN DYNE: Sigh, okay. I'll check back here once every month.

VISION: has anyone seen Wanda?

JAMES RHODES: nope

VISION: I have seemed to misplace her.

SHURI: vision, you have a phone right?

VISION: That would be correct.

SHURI: have you ever filled out those: I am not a robot check boxes?

VISION: yes I have.

SHURI: 😂 so technically you're not a human....and you're half robot..kind of...so a robot passed the test

VISION: and you find that amusing?

SHURI: yes.

VISION: I'm afraid I do not understand the inner workings of human humor

SHURI: that's okay

VISION: but do you know where Wanda is?

SHURI: I'm in Wakanda...so, no.

SAM WILSON: the compound isn't that large, just teleport around the rooms and look for her

VISION: I do not think that would be the most effective option, however, if you insist, I shall comply.

SAM WILSON: can you like...talk....normally

VISION: am I not normal?

SAM WILSON: not really...

VISION: I am going to look for Wanda, now.

SAM WILSON: bye

TONY STARK: Peter, howd the kitty encounter go?

PETER PARKER: Great! Cap and Snowball are already best friends. I was thinking of getting a mini Captain America costume and putting it on Snowball 😂

TONY STARK: I knew I could find the softie in that tough hunk of muscle

STEVE ROGERS: 😑