SHURI: name a book that makes you cry. I want to read something depressing
PETER PARKER: algebra
SHURI: not that
PETER PARKER: chemistry 101
SHURI: not school related
PETER PARKER: my paycheck
SHURI: 🤦♀️
TONY STARK: kid, you have a job?
PETER PARKER: yea it's called living
TONY STARK: I'm disappointed in you
PETER PARKER: sorry dad
TONY STARK: I guess you work for me, but it's not really a boss/employee relationship. And I don't pay you
PETER PARKER: it's ok I don't need money right now
SHURI: I have plenty of money
PETER PARKER: yea because you're literally a princess
SHURI: better than a Disney Princess too
PETER PARKER: better than a Disney Princess.
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PETER PARKER: look someone made this
SHURI: huh, I look pretty good. Live action version is better tho.
SHURI: vibing
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PETER PARKER: you should fix that mess that you call makeup
SHURI: excuse me? You're one to talk
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SHURI: you look like a whole dang powdered donut
PETER PARKER: where'd you get that picture-
SHURI: I have my ways
PETER PARKER: 👀 stalker- or obsessed with me
SHURI: neither. I just have google
PETER PARKER: IM ON GOOGLE?!
SHURI: yea..don't you ever just google yourself
PETER PARKER: no..
TONY STARK: I like to read all the false headlines about me.
STEVE ROGERS: I went to a museum about me. Kinda cool
TONY STARK: google literally has this on the image search for Captain America:
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SHURU: DAAAAAM
PETER PARKER: 👁 👄 👁
STEVE ROGERS: 😑 was that necessary, Tony
TONY STARK: yes, yes it was
PETER PARKER: wait there were cameras when you lived?!
STEVE ROGERS: yes, kid...how old did you think I was?
PETER PARKER: uh...
TONY STARK: it was in the 40s, not the 1200s
PETER PARKER: ehehe
PETER PARKER: that machine looks like it wasn't very stable
PETER PARKER: also..if you grew a ton..how'd your pants stay on?!
SHURI: 😂 😂
STEVE ROGERS: *sigh*. We're not talking about that kid
PETER PARKER: did they grow yours pants too...or were they just very large and stretchy
STEVE ROGERS: ....
SCOTT LANG: I think you look great Cap 👍
STEVE ROGERS: ..thanks
NATASHA ROMANOFF: Clint you better shape up to that
CLINT BARTON: what? No I'm too old for that
NATASHA ROMANOFF: and Rogers isn't? He's literally 100
CLINT BARTON: yeah! And a super soldier!
TONY STARK: it's ok, Clint, America taught us that..if you want to be strong, kids, take drugs!
STEVE ROGERS: Tony no-
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𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭 || post endgame
Fanfiction𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐅.. Tony Stark survived the snap? 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐅.. everyone got a happy ending? 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐅.. all the Avengers ASSemble in a group chat? 𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠... [COMPLETED] #1 in avengers #1 in Antman...
