𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭 || post endgame

Long, Long, Time

PETER PARKER: hey um guys?

PETER PARKER: is this thing back on?

SHURI: finally! You all disappeared for months and I got to rest for once

PETER PARKER: rest from what you literally didn't do anything but text

SHURI: I had to rest from carrying the weight of being the only intelligent person here

TONY STARK: ah crap nuggets I thought I had gotten rid of this thing

SHURI: crap nuggets?

PETER PARKER: you tried to end the group chat mr stark?!?! 😭 😭 whyyyy

STEVE ROGERS: Tony I thought we deleted this

PETER PARKER: STEEVE TOO?!?!?!?! 😳😭😭😭🥺

SHURI: I'm still not over the crap nuggets

TONY STARK: pepper threatened me with ruining our marriage if I didn't stop cursing

SHURI: but we're all adults here. Or almost adults

TONY STARK: she doesn't want Morgan to take the phone and see curse words 🙄

PEPPER POTTS: and don't you forget it Anthony Stark

TONY STARK: yes ma'am

PETER PARKER: 😱 she used the FULL NAME?!

SHURI: *sprays with holy water

STEVE ROGERS: Tony are we keeping this or not because I would like to leave.

PETER PARKER: yea let's get back to the part where Tony said he deleted this?!

TONY STARK: I can explain

SHURI: it's not you, Peter, it's Tony.

TONY STARK: what she said.

SHURI: witnessing a breakup frfr

PETER PARKER: mr stark tell me the truth please 🥺

STEVE ROGERS: he needs to know, Tony

TONY STARK: I'll say it as long as you stop using those weird teenage girl emojis

PETER PARKER: ok 👍

SHURI: 🤦‍♀️

CLINT BARTON: why are you guys making this into a court case

CLINT BARTON: just tell the kid for heavens sake and get on with it

TONY STARK: ok legolas. I'll say that next time you're taking 2 hrs to shoot an arrow

CLINT BARTON: was that really necessary

PETER PARKER: uncalled for

CLINT BARTON: I can easily count all the times your gadgets failed on us

STEVE ROGERS: if we stand by and argue, only division will be created

SHURI: yoda who??

PETER PARKER: tell me mr stark

TONY STARK: this chat was meant for professional and avenger mission things only.

TONY STARK: Steve thought it was a waste of time for us to spend hours a day texting, and he wanted to spare himself and others from the notifications. We can easily make a group chat for specific missions when the pop up, and you kids can make your own thing as long as you don't put us in it

PETER PARKER: aha! A new group chat ! Shuri we can call it something like... new avengers assemble!

SHURI: no more old men bossing us around

PETER PARKER: Young Avengers Assemble!!

SHURI: YES!

PETER PARKER: goodbye old avengers chat, you served us well

SHURI: ✌️

STEVEN GRANT: laters gaters

PETER PARKER: WHOS THAT

TONY STARK: what the-

Avengers Assemble has been disbanded.