𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭 || post endgame

Avengers Musical

PETER PARKER: MR STARK

TONY STARK: IT IS I

PETER PARKER: MY SCHOOL IS HAVING A TALENT SHOW

TONY STARK: OKAY

PETER PARKER: AND IDK WHAT TO DO

STEVE ROGERS: DO ACROBATICS AND FLIPS AND TRICKS

TONY STARK: why are you talking in all caps, cap

STEVE ROGERS: I thought we were all doing that

TONY STARK: well yea Peter and I were but that doesn't mean you can

STEVE ROGERS: 🤨

PETER PARKER: i can't just do flips...that's boring. I need something big, and exciting

TONY STARK: sing

PETER PARKER: YES! THATS IT! THANK YOU MR STARK

TONY STARK: y-you didn't think of that before? It's like the most common performance

PETER PARKER: but this performance is going to be far from normal, because it includes YOU GUYS

TONY STARK: wHat

STEVE ROGERS: I didn't sign up for this

TONY STARK: what do you mean it includes us?

PETER PARKER: we can have a musical! All the avengers singing

SAM WILSON: hold up I joined this team to help people, not to attend teenager's parties

PETER PARKER: PLeASeee

SHURI: I think you should

TONY STARK: who here wants to participate

PETER PARKER: me

TONY STARK: oookay. Who here IS GOING TO participate WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT

TONY STARK: ILL ANSWER IT: ALL OF US

VISION: I'm afraid I have a orthodontist appointment and will not be able to make it

PETER PARKER: I haven't even said the time or date...

TONY STARK: vision, you don't have an orthodontist

VISION: Wanda, you said that was a good excuse

WANDA MAXIMOFF: I said that was a good excuse for humans to do...you don't exactly need your teeth to be cared for

VISION: ah, well.

PETER PARKER: it's ok, Vision, you don't have to be there.

VISION: oh, brilliant

STEVE ROGERS: the memories. Never thought I'd be a dancing monkey again

TONY STARK: staaar spangled man...with a plaaaan!

STEVE ROGERS: don't get me started

STEVE ROGERS: we really doing this, then, huh?

TONY STARK: Peter really wants to win, and we're his talent

STEVE ROGERS: everyone got that?

NATASHA ROMANOFF: Yep

SAM WILSON: 🤦‍♂️

BUCKY BARNES: I'm just gonna stare at the crowd