𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭 || post endgame

Loki in trouble

TONY STARK: now that that's over with. I think we should ban Loki from the kitchen.

CLINT BARTON: the kitchen? More like the whole compound!

THOR: hey, this is my brother we're talking about!

NATASHA ROMANOFF: *adopted

THOR: no need to remind me

STEVE ROGERS: I think we ought to have a fair, civilized decision. Maybe give Loki only certain permissions. Or have FRIDAY supervise him.

CLINT BARTON: or just make it clear that you shouldn't listen to a word that comes out of his mouth

STEVE ROGERS: yea, that too.

LOKI: i personally think I ought to have the same privileges as the rest of you

TONY STARK: nobody cares about your opinion

PETER PARKER: sounds like Twitter

SHURI: 😂

STEVE ROGERS: whats twitter

TONY STARK: *sigh*

PETER PARKER: 🤦‍♂️

STEVE ROGERS: what? I just want to know!

SHURI: a popular social media platform

STEVE ROGERS: thank you

TONY STARK: back to Loki. I can program a Babysitting protocol for Friday to use on him.

THOR: but he is not a baby

THOR: nor is he sitting

PETER PARKER: this sounds like the training wheels protocol you put on my suit

TONY STARK: ExCePt ThiS tiMe! I WONT MAKE IT EASY TO REMOVE! 😠

PETER PARKER: eheh...hehe..heh

LOKI: I really don't think this is necessary

TONY STARK: you told Peter to put tinfoil in the microwave, and you nearly lit the compound on fire!

LOKI: in my defense, that only happened because the kid was dumb enough to believe it

TONY STARK: oH nOw YoU'Re iNsuLtiNg hiM, oKaY!

LOKI: do I hear any objections? No.

CLINT BARTON: I object. He only didn't know about tinfoil in the microwave BECAUSE his parents weren't there to teach him.

PETER PARKER: this is kind of getting personal

CLINT BARTON: so technically whoever was at fault for his parents death was the cause of the incident

LOKI: Stark is a father figure. He should have told him

TONY STARK: I teach him superhero stuff not safety guidelines! I don't even follow half of those myself!

LOKI: and I wonder why Peter started a fire

TONY STARK: uh, you started the fire, sir. Now, I'm going back to my protocol design for you.

LOKI: like I said before: this is hell

SHURI: Stark, your time is up for the Iron Man suit design, by the way.

TONY STARK: OHhHah SHAUASSHS

PETER PARKER: I forgot about that..did you Mr. Stark?

TONY STARK: me? Forget? Haha. No, kid I never forget. I'm me. I finished it.

SHURI: can we see a picture, then?

TONY STARK: can I see a picture of YOURS?

SHURI:

PETER PARKER: holy hecc-

NATASHA ROMANOFF: that is quite impressive

SHURI: why thank you. Stark? What about yours?

TONY STARK: ah, yes, well I want you to see it in person because it looks better that way.

SHURI: I see...well I'll come over tonight

TONY STARK: well wouldn't tomorrow be better? Because Peter and I have a private began which is superior to your little suit shenanigan.

PETER PARKER: we do?

TONY STARK: yes, remember the thing I told you about the other day

PETER PARKER: right..

SHURI: 😐

TONY STARK: see you tomorrow Shuri 😃

SHURI: suspicious face

PETER PARKER: SUS!

SHURI: lord please no don't bring among us into this

SHURI: ROGERS I SEE YOU TYPING DONT EVEN BOTHER ASKING WHAT AMONG US IS-

STEVE ROGERS: I- wow. Okay. I guess I don't have freedom of speech.